EVeryone sat in the Mytstery Shack. Staring.

Staring at the…

THE GOAT!

IT TURNS OUT GOMPERS WASN'T BILL ALL ALONG! PLOT TWISTTTT (The book - on shelves now in your locacl nowhere, get lost nerd)

"Ugh, I'm sorry everyone. Looks like I was wrong…" Dipper sighed. "But I swore Biill was teh goaht

"No, da goat is that gaot" mabelelele saod.

"BUT HIS EYEES! HE NEVER BLINKS! HAVE YOU NITEDC ATAHT!?"

"Maybe he's blinking when ur blinking"

"MAYBR HE DOESN BLINNK AT ALL MABEL DID U EVER THINK ABUT DAT!" he shook her shouldsers.

"Wowas dudes, ya knows the goat wasnt' the goat all along… HE WAS THE LLAMA!" Soos screetched.

...wow.

Every1 was so quite u could hear Chinese women screaming across the world because wow.

CANDY POOFS IN! EVEN THO SHE IS TAIWANESE! (No gais she's actually [i think u mean akshully. Look it up dats how itz speleled.] Korean) "Guys GUYS! The moon people are coming!"

"Shut up" everyone shatted at her.

Candy began to wimper and look like a hurt poopppy. "Y U NOBELIVE ME!?"

"Ur lame" diaper saod.

"BUT I LUVE U DIIIIIPER!" Candy screetched.

"Wat." he starred at her 4 a rlly long tim.

Den dey kissed

Mermando attended da wedding but they had to keep him in a rainbow kiddy pool cause his fishstick legs were eaten by his manateee wife. "I hate her" he growled to everyone who passed by him in the weedding. "I wanna divorce BECAUZ I STILL LUV MAYBE!"

So den mermando and maybe got married.

Stan went bankrupt from all the weddings.

But then Bill came to him wtiha a deal while he wuz watching TB. "H?eya hat dude!"

"Huh whazzat?"

Stan just stared at th tV. "What are you sayihng to meh, tenlebision thingie?"

"I CAN MAKE A DEAL, SNAT!"

Snat realized that he wuz in luv with beel cipoor. So den a luv triangle happened becauz he was already in a relatinship with soos. And he was also in a lov triangle becaus bill is literally a freaking traingle

"OH SUR! I AWA NT MY NAME TO BE SATN DATS PART OF DA DEEEL, RITE?! Also that you'll marry me" Snat whispered under his breath.

Beel lookd rlly sad. He had herd what stan saod under his breathe. "But i dont luv u," he cried.

"BUT I WUB U!"

"No no we have to make a deel. Ur name is satan snat snot. And u have all ur money back. But in return u have to give me a new bowtie."

Snat sobbed because that was the heardest thing Bil could have possibly asked. "Nu! You can't have mey bowtie!" he whacked bill over the head with his cane.

"Ok nvm" so bill left.

Meenwile Maybe was thinking about names for Dooper and Cendy's child even tho they're only like 13 ew this is just devolving pls help.

"YOU SHOUD NAME HER LEBAM 2!:

"We aren't have a kid. We adopted gompers. He is now our kid. (da punzzz) We treat him as our own flesh and blood. Becuz he is our own flesh and bloood! We transmuted him." candy esplained

"Da jurnal told us how," Deerpur saod.

Maybe stared. "...wat."

The end