Carlsbad A/N: I gave Dragon free rane on the computer, and look what she did! Anyhoo, I edited it, that's why it's from my POV, but she told me not to blame it on her, that it is totally the fault of her pet Vulpix. Have any of you been to Carlsbad Caverns? This is where it takes place. For all you people that have never been there, it is an undergound cavern that has a underground lunchroom. Please r/r, you don't have to say much, just "LOL" if you like it and "Yuk" if you did not. Flames are welcome, even if I can't eat marshmellows, evil evil dentists...

*Charecters looking around gift shop*
Ron: What's this?
Hermione: *Reading sign* Look thru hole in side, see wonderful scenes from National Parks across the nation.
Dudley: Ice cream!
Harry: Oh no.
Hermione: Tour starts at-
Ron: Do we have to take a tour?
Hermione: No, we can go now, if you want, I will buy tickets, Harry, go get us those headset thingies, OK?
Harry: OK. *walks over to stand with Ron*

*in the snack bar*

Dudley: You can't be out of ice cream!
Malfoy: You ate all of mine you little freak-
Dudley: You wanna fight, magical punk boy?
Malfoy: Sure. Sparinax.
Dudley Owie-I-give-up.

*at the ticket and headphones stands*

Ron: So these are like felytones?
Hermione: Headphones Ron.
Ron: Okies.
*They head down the trail. Dragon is following them to take control if I lose it.*

*at the ticket stands*

Malfoy: Gimme some tickets, muggle.
Ticket Stand Person Dude Muggle Lady Ranger: You must pay $2.00.
Malfoy: I do, do I?
TSPDMLR: Yes, young man.
Malfoy: I'll just go then.
TSPDMLR: No you won't.
Malfoy: You think you can stop me?
TSPDMLR: Yes.
Malfoy: Too bad. Avada Kebra!
TSPDMLR: What was yhat supposed to do?
Malfoy: Nothing. *blushes*
Dudley: Let's go!
Malfoy: OK. *Heads towered exit*

*On the pth down*

Hermione: But what happened to Jim?
Ron: I think he is up in the hole in the Big Room eating Ham and Cheese sandwiches.

(Notie: CokeIzzy and I went to CC and noticed that it never said what happened to Jim. For those of you that care, he came down and was safe. We just HAD to ask the ranger.)

*At this point, Dudley and Malfoy fly into the cavern they are in on a Nimbus 2001 that looks like the strain of Dudley is gonna break it in half*

Ron: What the h***?
Malfoy: Oh goodie. It's Weasley, Scarhead and fangs girl.
Harry: Oh shut up...
Dragon: OK, calm down, calm down, let's not kill of our favorite charecters.
Malfoy: I am your favorite charecter, right?
Dragon: Not most of your readers like you very much.
Malfoy: *pouts*
Dudley: Yum! Stalactites!
Harry: *laughs*
Park Ranger: Please go down to the bottom of the cave. You are holding up trafic.
Ron: What's that badge for? Is it like a Head Boy badge?
Hermione: Let's go!
All: *walks down*

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