Authro Nootoes: I have of never seen valrvave but I saw the name and got an idea for the story.
Gaben walked into the dance club inside valve HQ called the valvrave and started dancing, his body convulsed and giggled because he was fat as fuck. THEN PIRATES APPEARED AND TOOK OVER THE VALVRAVE.
"No you don't!" gaben said and he took out a srword and laid waste to the pirates but THEN A PIRATE summounded a meteor and rode on top of it into the stars. So gaben summoned his own and launched into the space battle. Worlds vanished in the blink of an aye as gaben and the pirate soared threw their cores and destroyed countless lifes. The meteors smashed into each other and each time gaben and the pirate clashed swords. Eventually gaben took out a fuckhuge hammer and destroyed the local supercluster by swinging down and the pirate blocked it. Gaben launched him self at the pirate and punched his as hard as FUCK and then they both died.
Gaben and the pirate were both in hell and satan said this:
"Haha gaben and pirate you are doomed forever." but then gaben shot the devil with a 9mm pistal and took over hell.
Gaben opened up a hellgate on the earth surface and thousands of skeletons laid waste to the greenlandscape of earth and everything was ruined. The hellgate eventually summoned a supermassive blackhole and the universe turned inward on itself.
Half life three was released the next day.
