A/N: The following are a collection of crackfics. I know the writing isn't very good but I hope you enjoy C:

The Toy Shop

"!" Sherlock shouted.

"Go away," John grunted, half-asleep, "it's 2AM…" John shut his eyes to feel the shock of huge weight on his back.

"You have to come with me!" Sherlock whined. "Or else, I won't get off of your back."

"Fine." The weight on John's back was alleviated. The army doctor could breathe again.

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Sherlock pulled John by the hand, down the darkened streets of London. He was acting like he was five. John wondered if he should call Mycroft. Meh… He continued to hobble along. It was 5AM when they finally reached their destination: a huge toystore.

Good God thought John.

They waited outside the shop for three hours with Sherlock squatting, giddy like a kid on Christmas morning.

Finally, the store opened and Sherlock sprinted inside. He went straight to the largest hedgehog in the store, which was taller than himself.

He bought it and dragged it home, leaving John gaping in front of the shop.

John called Mycroft.

I know this was really really short. The next one's longer so don't worry :3