"The prick's got a freaking twisted sense of humor!"
Sam groaned, sick of listening to Dean bitch about the trickster's latest practical joke. "Jeez, just let it go, will you?"
"Easy for you to say!" Dean scowled at him. "At least you had the easy word!"
"Easy?!" Sam was outraged. "You try writing 'fellatio' on a chalkboard one thousand times, see how you feel!"
"You're gonna bitch about fellatio?" Dean stared miserably at his right hand, cramped and cradled in a silky-soft sling. "I would've written fellatio! Hell, I would've performed fellatio if it got me out of writing arachibutyrophobia!"
