Total Drama Revenge Of The Film Lot
Episode 1 Part 1 Welcome Back to the Abandoned Film Lot
Chris was standing near the abandoned film lot as he began speaking "Welcome! we've had 6 amazing seasons of Total Drama so far and there's one thing in common with them all it's that I'm the best host, But as much as you want to see me you'll get to see 22 returning contestants coming back to the film lot. This season contestants we'll be placed on Heroes and Villains teams and will compete in challenges based of movies and Tv Shows. We've brought back contestants from all three generations so that they can attempt to win 1 Million Dollars! Who will win on the new season of TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE FILM LOT!"
Chris was standing near the red carpet smiling at the camera "Here comes our first contestant It's Amy."
Amy stepped out of her limo with an mean look on her face "This place looks like a dump at-least i can get revenge on Samey for what she did too me"
"We naturally assumed you would want to arrive first since your better than Samey" Chris stated
Amy bragged "First one here, I do deserve the honor"
"Actually i was here before Chris" A mysterious voice said
"What who said that" Chris yelled
The voice revealed itself to be Dawn "Sorry if i frightened you, My name's Dawn and" She was cut off by Amy
"She's so weird and creepy she probably practices magic" Amy said in a freaked out tone
Dawn looked nervously "Your aura is not good you need help with Sammy"
Amy said sullenly "Her name is Samey and I'm not pathetic enough like her to need help" Dawn looked like she was going to say something but decided not to
Chris said "Our next contestant is Dave hopefully he won't go insane again"
"Why would you pick him to be on this show he couldn't last a second without Sky" Amy said
Dave stated "I'm over her i don't need her anymore"
"Let's see how long that will last" Chris joked
"Hey i've grown tougher" Dave argued
Dawn walked up to Dave and gently said "You don't need to hide what your feeling"
"Who is she" Dave questioned creeped out by her
"Against the advice from the Juvenile detention here's Scarlett" Chris motioned to the next limo
Scarlett stepped out of the limo with her hair back in a bun and her glasses on she spoke nervously "Greeting everyone I'm sure you remember me"
"I wish i didn't" Dave said
"I would like to state that i apologize for my killing everyone plot" Scarlett said laughing nervously but was earning glares from everyone
Dave said "I wouldn't of minded if you killed Sky"
"You don't mean that" Dawn questioned
"I kinda of do" Dave replied
Scarlett reasurred "I have no intention of doing that again so don't worry"
Confessional Dawn - "Scarlett's aura is really dark and i don't know if i can really trust her"
Confessional Scarlett - "Great, This will be fun hopefully the older contestants didn't watch last season"
"Okay everyone meet Mike" Chris stated as Mike got out of his limo
"Hey has anyone seen Zoey" Mike said hopefully
Chris said trying to sound sympathetic but was secretly happy "Sorry man Zoey's not competing"
"Aw man that sucks" Mike said
Amy asked "Hey freak-show are you the guy with the voices i like Mal"
"You do know I'm cured right?" Mike replied sounding a little offended
Scarlett stated "You can't cure dissociative Identity Disorder with a click of a button"
"What I still have MPD this can't be happening" Mike shouted
"Mike's new life was ruined by Scarlett the martyr, anyways next up is Tyler
Tyler stepped of his limo and tripped over the red carpet and smacked into Scarlett to which she said angrily "Will you get off me"
Amy looked at Tyler and said "This one looks like a complete Dud"
"I can agree" Scarlett said rubbing herself off.
"I'll have you know that I'm in my high school football team and i have a hot girlfriend" Tyler defended
Scarlett said cynically "Maybe you were on the elementary team and your girlfriend is your sister"
"Your making friends everywhere anyways next is Bridgette" Chris stated
Bridgette walked towards the group and said nicely "Hi everyone it's so nice to meet you all"
Dawn walked up to Bridgette and said admiringly "Bridgette i respect you for your healthy aura and kindness to animals"
"Thank you i heard great things about you" Bridgette replied
"We don't have time for that next is Sugar" Chris interrupted
"Howdy Y'all i see some familiar faces but mine is prettiest, I'm winnin this here pageant" Sugar said
Amy replied "Yeah your pretty, pretty ugly"
"What you sayin i ain't pretty, molly the mole" Sugar said angrily
"Don't call me that" Amy responded
"Try n stop me city girl" Sugar threatened
"Woah girls are we gonna have to call Kitchen Cleaner lady who manages to stop fights. anyways next is Lightning"
"Lightning is here to win and he's not going to beat by any nerds" Lightning bragged
Scarlett said sarcastically "I'm sure someone who speaks in third person will win"
"Hey don't disrespect the Lightning" Lightning said
"I'm scared stiff" Scarlett Joked
Chris announced "Some of the guys may be stiff once they see Lindsay"
"Hii you guys look so familiar, Oh my gosh it's Tyler" Lindsay shrieked as she ran towards Lightning and hugged him
Damn she hot maybe i should pretend I'm Tyler Lightning thought to himself. "Hey girl how you doin"
Lindsay replied "You sound funny Taylor but you got really fit now"
Tyler ran up to them "Hey Lindsay I'm Tyler" Tyler tried to shows his muscles but accidentally tripped
"Oh my gosh are you OK Harold" Lindsay asked
"Not again" Tyler muttered to himself
Chris announced "Speaking of Harold here's LeShawna"
"What's up babies how u doin" LeShawna said
Bridgette ran up to her and said "LeShawna it's so great to see you"
"Nice seeing you too just don't kiss a pole this time" LeShawna replied
"Thanks for reminding me" Bridgette said
LeShawna replied "Just warnin ya there might be some snakes"
"Ten Hut" Chris announced "Here comes Brick"
"Good day everybody, I Am ready for another season and willing to help anyone who is on my team" Brick announced
LeShawna replied boredly "You sound like fun"
"It's going to be war out there, with General McLean out there as the enemy" Brick warned
"Boy, you gotta get a reality check" LeShawna responded
"Well if you want fun here it is" Chris exclaimed as Geoff arrived
Geoff started fist bumping everyone and cheering "This party is gonna be wild with you guys, and especially my girl" he said as gave Bridgette a kiss on the cheek
"Woohoo" Scarlett said flatly while she read her book
"You ought a put the book away" Geoff said as he took the book from her
Scarlett snatched her book and said "Are you a complete moron"
"Hey what's wrong with you" Bridgette said angrily
Chris said "Now let's meet our 14th Contestant Jasmine"
Jasmine got out of the limo looking displeased at not being in the wilderness "Some challenge this will be"
"Now say something Australian" Chris asked
"I'd rather not" Jasmine said with an annoyed look on her face
"This time I shall create a diabolical plan that will destroy everyone" Max exclaimed as he got of the next limo
Scarlett stated "Yeah not buying
Jasmine rolled her eye's "He better not be on my team"
"Ah, Scarlett i have decided out of unusual generosity to forgive you for your disobedience and i will allow you to be my ally again" Max said looking smug
"Not interested" Scarlett said looking bored
Max exclaimed excitedly "You have a special something i overlooked last time. Together we could be the most diabolical duo this shows has seen"
Dawn walked up to Max and asked "Max why do you wish to be evil?"
"Because I'm an evil genius i spread chaos and fear throughout the land" Max yelled with Dawn looking incredulously.
"Hello aren't you going to introduce him?"
Chris replied to the voice "No rather not Dakota"
"I have taken like 18 selfies so of course the focus would be on me" Dakota said proudly
"Except your not the host" Chris argued
Dakota stepped in front of Chris and exclaimed "Anyway It's time to bask in the real star of Total Drama"
"This season Total Drama Revenge Of The Film Lot" another voice said interrupting Dakota "You will have a new host replacing the fossil me!" Topher was announcing with Chris looking at them angrily "In charge of these other kids competing challenges and"
"Shut up the pair of ya" Chris said as he pushed Topher and Dakota aside "I should be getting the attention not you. Anyways next is Scott"
Scott stepped out of the limo and said "Nice to not have the smell of manure, Oh and I'm gonna win this season and I don't care if you like how i play the game" He got glares from Dawn, Mike and Dakota
Sugar looked at Scott with stars in her eye's "Now he's a dreamboat" Sugar than slapped her face "Focus girl your not here for boy's you've got hot guys fightin for ya back home"
Dakota rolled her eye's "Yeah right Scott has armpit-stains so what's the appeal"
"You watch what you say Missy, Scott is well smoking hot" Sugar defended
"As much as i want to see where this goes let's welcome contestant Nine Teen which is ironic because it's Trent who was obsessed with number 9" Chris exclaimed
Lindsay stopped kissing Lightning and said "Tyler you were obsessed with the number 9"
"I think you got that wrong girl" Lightning replied
"I'd rather put the whole number 9 thing behind me" Trent said
Chris continued "I'd rather not remember how you were worried about Gwen and she got off with Duncan anyways"
"Like i said i don't care to remember" Trent said
"It's not good to keep your emotions hidden" Dawn said trying to comfort him
"Thanks whoever you are" Trent said with a confused look on his face
Izzy suddenly jumped on Trent and said "I'm Gwen kiss me Trent"
"What are you doing and how did you get here" Trent asked
Izzy replied "Oh you know I'm just here" She started laughing maniacally and crawled up to Scarlett and took her glasses
"Hey give those back" Scarlett said chasing after Izzy
"I'm going to be evil this season and I'll look like you, but i can't see well out of these" Izzy than fell over
"Give me those" Scarlett said as she snatched them back"
"Greeting Ladies" Alejandro said stepping out of the next limo Dakota blushed a little which Alejandro noticed an said "I see i caught your eye senorita" He took her hand and kissed it.
Confessional
Dakota - "My god Sam did so much for me but Alejandro is so hot"
Alejandro - "Of course the insecure girl falls for the charmer. She will be easy pickens"
"And the twenty first contestant to step on the red carpet, the beautiful, irreplaceable, undeniable, Blaineley" Blaineley announced as she stepped out of the limo
"You don't need to take over my hosting duties already have Topher" Chris said pushing her aside
"So how are my favorite people doing" Blaineley said with a fake smile
Bridgette had an annoyed look on her face "Stop being so fake we know you hate us and we hate you"
Geoff added "What are you doing here anyways your too old"
"The hits just keep coming" Blaineley said trying to look sad which some of the newer contestants looked empathetic
Alejandro walked up to her and said "I think a lady like you deserve's all the respect she needs"
"Thank you, Atleast someone can treat a lady with class" Blaineley thanked
Alejandro - "I would like to point out that Blaineley is far more attractive in Telvision than she is in person
Blaineley - "Ha Alehunkdro thinks he's seduced me, Pff I'll just let him believe he can trick me, I'll look like a cougar though
"Next is the desperate farm-boy Rodney" Chris stated as Rodney stepped out of the limo looking confused
"Don't make a sound" Jasmine warned
"Isn't he that lovestruck farmer who fell in love with all the girls, Lame" Blaineley said
Rodney looked at Blaineley with hearts in his eye's "So Beautiful, To Perfect, So Fancy"
Blaineley replied "Yeah it's about time someone noticed that I'm so fancy"
"And here is our final contestant is Samey" Chris said as Samey got out of the limo and latched onto Jasmine
"Jasmine i really missed you" Samey cried out
"It's nice seeing you again" Jasmine replied
Amy rolled her eye's and said "Pah-Leese She's using you Jasmine"
Lindsay angrily grabbed Amy and yelled "Shut up Samey"
Amy pushed herself off Lindsay and yelled "I'm am not Samey
"And that's everyone. Stay tuned for Part 2 of TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE FILM LOT
Authors Note: So this is the first episode send a review if you'd like.
