4 Horsemen
Disclaimer: I only own the plot.
This is meant as a one shot but written like I could add more. We'll see on the reviews.
INTRO:
Being the boy who lived isn't easy. Especially when the entire wizarding world views you as one of the four Horseman of the apocalypse. Bunch of ungrateful peoI SAVED YOUR SORRY ARSES!
Anyways, it's history time for those reading this journal entry, because I bet you're all (Harry take this as a serious learning experience -HG)
What are the four Horsemen?
(Do I have to turn it into a list Hermione?)
(Then take it seriously!)
Look, the four Horsemen were bad guys, like really bad, and for them to label my friends and I like that…for them to label Fred like that…
(Perhaps you should start at the beginning Harry?)
(Why? What's the point? They know my story.)
(Then write your feelings instead.)
(You been smoking with Trelawney and Sprout?)
GEORGE:
(DO I HAVE TO DO THIS?)
(Yes, Harry needed a break and this is about you as well.)
(But Hermione…)
Four Horsemen…One of the Four Horsemen…the White Horse of the Four Horsemen…the
(Ugh! This isn't a word counted homework assignment. I already threw Ronald's in the trash. Now do this correctly.)
Look, just because I was in the Final Battle, doesn't make me a Horseman. I didn't bring on disease,
(Your sweets)
(oh yeah, well…)
I wasn't righteous,
(You flew out on a professor after setting off fireworks in the castle and on school grounds! Granted she was a horrid woman, but still…)
(Fine.)
I'm the white Horsemn, are you happy? But Fred? Fred didn't ask to be labeled that. That was cruel and I…he…he just…sacrificed so…so much.
HARRY:
Right, so as the "Red Horseman" I did not ask to bring this war to the world. It's like everyone forgot he marked me as a BLOODY BABY AND FORCED ME INTO THIS!
(Harry, remember to breath.)
"oh, well, he was a bully and you could have walked away."
I'm looking at you snowflake generation. No, I couldn't have, not when I knew he was going to kill me no matter what and then hurt the ones I love. NO! I HAD to fight to PROTECT them. My life may not be worth much, but it's not worth being tossed aside to let watch as the world burns.
(Harry, please.)
"Well, Hogwarts was already on fire."
Ya, but was your home? Are you still alive to enjoy your family? Your friends? YOUR PETS?! Then shut up and lay off me...
AND NOW AN APOLOGY FROM OUR SPONSORS
(We're not sponsored by anyone 'mione.)
(shut up Ronald!)
RON:
So, I've been told that I represent the 3rd (third) Horseman of the Apocolypse (Apocalypse). Um…(don't write um's.) I don't know that much about it.
(Oh honestly, it involves food.)
Oh, right, that one.
(Don't write in the journal to respond to me.)
(Sorry.)
Ok, so this Horseguy (Horseman) rides up with these scales to weigh the food out for himself.
(That's the rumor about you.)
So he weighs the food like he did in famine times where you could either buy enough bread for yourself to be healthy or get the unhealthy stuff to feed yourself and 2 others.
(Do they honestly think of me that way?)
(Well given those that started it went to school with you, yes!)
FRED:
Harry and George are right about you horrible people, calling Fred the Pale Horseman. He did choose to die, but it was to save those he loved. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named fell shortly after and I think we all agree that it was for the best. Due to this share session though, the three REMAINING Horsemen are now on their way to a pub to drink in Fred's memory.
After a few shots and many drinks, George, Ron, and I found our way to a tattoo parlor. We miss you Fred.
You were the best twin EVER!
And a Great Brother to have.
We all Love and Miss you!
Fred 'Gred' Weasley
4/1/1978 – 5/2/1998
Loving son, brother, and friend
You are missed!
