This is pretty average, but I wanted to use my new pun XD I don't know if it has been used before, if it has… I apologise. Anyway, I don't own the Harry Potter franchise! Read, enjoy and review please!


Because I Was Oliver Wood.
By AliceJericho


Katie Bell walked into the Great Hall with a skip in her step that didn't go unnoticed by Angelina Johnson and Alicia Spinnet. She sat down beside her friends, and they began asking questions immediately.

"Why are you so happy?" Angelina asked,

"You weren't this happy when you left last night." Alicia commented, but Katie only smiled. She looked up at the enchanted ceiling, and it revealed that the sky outside was a light blue, with hardly any clouds. Of course it was a good day.

"Why were you so late back to the dorm last night? Detention doesn't go that long." Angelina stated, she had experienced her fair share of detentions.

Katie smirked, trying to bite back the mammoth smile that came to her lips. She whispered to her best friends, "Because I was Oliver Wood." Angelina laughed wildly, drawing attention to the three of them, but with one glare they returned to their own conversations.

Alicia on the other hand, did not understand. "No!" she exclaimed, "You're Katie Bell!" she said, obviously not understanding the joke.

"Alicia," Katie said calmly, "Say 'all over' quickly."

"Alluva." She said, and then she smiled and laughed, "I get it! You were All Over Wood. It sounds like Oliver!"

"Quiet!" Katie said with a smile, then stood from her seat. Angelina stood up with her, wanting more of the conversation.

They reached the courtyard; Alicia had caught up when she realised the girls weren't coming back. Katie was the youngest of the three, but it seemed that Alicia was maybe the slowest.

"You had sex with Oliver." Angelina said with concern,

"Oh be quiet," Katie rolled her eyes, "Because you didn't screw Fred Weasley on Christmas."

"Technically it was Boxing Day."

"So, are you two dating now?" Alicia asked innocently, and Katie shrugged,

"As if I know. All he's focused on is Quidditch."

"Well, we are doing very well this year," Angelina tried to defend her captain.

"He doesn't stop talking about it," Katie said with a forced smile.

"How did this even come about? I thought you had something with George."

"No," Katie denied, "That was nothing, it never became anything." She shrugged and looked at the archway to see Oliver Wood coming their way,

"Oh, I just remembered. I have a paper to write for Lupin, would you come with Ange? Check it for me?" Alicia asked, noticing that Oliver wanted to speak to her friend.

Angelina wanted to protest, she wanted to hear their conversation. However, when she realised that Alicia only wanted to sit around the corner and eavesdrop, she didn't complain.

"Hey Oliver." Katie said, smiling up at the Scot.

"Katie," he said, his Scottish accent thick, "I wanted to talk about last night." He took a seat beside her.

"Oh, um, yeah. Of course."


That was all Alicia and Angelina heard of the conversation, as Professor Snape came around the corner and ordered them to get a move on. It disappointed them to know that they were not going to hear Katie's 'morning after' conversation with Oliver.

However, when they spotted Katie enter the Common Room not long after, with Oliver in tow, they couldn't help but squeal childishly. So much for being cool, calm and collected.

Katie didn't seem to notice though, she was only concerned with her newfound relationship with a certain Scottish Gryffindor Keeper.