Hi every body! sorry I haven't any of my stories in so long! I've been so busy lately and I've had a bad case of lazyness FAIL! DX. I've always wanted to do a story like this so i did it. No flames plz and nothing mean plz review. Enjoy!
Chapter 1
What the heck!
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! STUPID HAIR DRYER! GO TO THE PIT!" I grabed the hair dryer that had fallen on my foot and threw it at the wall, seathing as it smashed against the wall before falling to the ground broken. Sighing, I ran my fingers threw my dark brown hair in anoyance and frustration before grumbeling. "Great. Now I have to replace the hair dryer along with the toaster! What a smart cookie I turned out to be! Thats the third time this month I've had to replace that stupid thing!" I sighed. AGAIN. "Oh well. I'll just replace it later when I finally get out of my pajamas" I glanced down at what I passed of as "my pajamas" I currently wore my favorit autobot tee shirt, my fuzzy, royal, blue, pj bottems and my favorit fuzzy, red socks. For those who don't know me my name is jessica but, you can call me jess every one does. I'm 21 and I'm 5'9 (Tall for a girl) with ritch, healthy, dark, brown, waist long hair. My eyes are hazel and I have a nice tan. Turning my head, I glanced at the clock "1:30 p.m. I'll have to get ready soon for my trip florida" Instantly my eyes glazed over as I thought about how much fun it would be. The sun, hanging out with my friends on the beach, shopping at all the major stores and malls, all the vip parties me and my friends had been invited to. I could hardly wait!. Pulling on a fresh white tee while I put on one of my favorit pare of jeans, I humed the theme song to transformers animated (my favorit transformers tv show out of them all) After finshing getting dressed and packed it was 3:00 p.m. "I still got three hours before I have to go to the air port. I'll just watch some tfa till its time to go" Jumping in my big easy chair that sat in front of my huge flat screen tv I turned on one of my personal favorit episodes of tfa "Garbage in garbage out" I just loved wreck gar and ratchet in this one. So for the next three hours I sat in front of the tv laughing like a little kid before I glanced at the clock and nearly peed myself. "HOLY CRAP! ITS ALMOST 6:00! I GOTTA GO!" snatching up the remote I pressed the off button but the strangest thing happened. IT DIDN"T TURN OFF! Narowing my eyes I pressed the off button again, nothing happened. Growling in frustration I pressed the off button repeatedly non stop, witch I regreted about two seconds later when every thing on the screen sped up and started glowing "Oh crap now what have I done?" Getting up I walked to the tv and poked it only to get a nasty shock in return and all theses weird images flowed through my head before I blacked out, and that was the last I would ever see of my former home again.
As I started to come to, I noticed I had a horrible head ace that was pounding like a drum. I was laying on somthing flat and hard, but I was covered by a warm blanket and my head was proped up on a soft pillow and I noticed there were other voices in the room. "hey you guys I think she's waking up!" I moand slightly rolling over and pulling the blanket closer. "Oops." "Way to go sari" "Be quiet bumblebee. your not helping" Bumblebee? sari? What the heck was going on figuring it was my brothers trying to prank me, I put the pillow on my head and hissed loudly. "Quinn and blake if you two stupid boys don't shut up and leave me alone. When I get up I'm going to push the two of you off a clift after I finish beating the crap out of you!" That seemed to do the trick for a while before a new voice spoke up " Certainly a snappy young woman." "Heh what gave it a way. She sounded like she was ready to kill me!" Then another voice spoke up this one gruffer and more anoyed sounding then the others " I don't say I blame her with the way you crashed, yamering, meatal heads keep talking!" "Gee wiz! cool your crank case ratchet! its not like anything bad will happen if she wakes up." "True that bumblebee but after what happened to her, she needs to rest" Ratchet? Now this is just getting silly. Groaning, I opened my eyes and sat up making the angryest face I could. "Okay thats it! quinn, blake I'm going to-. I stopped my sentence short and my eyes opened wide. I wasen't at my moms house with my brothers bothering me again. I was in the freaking medi bay with the freaking autobots crowded around me. Call me a dummy but for what felt like the next hour all I could do was stare. How the heck did I end up in the medi bay of FREAKING TFA?! my inner fan girl was going nuts as I look around before I found my words again. "What the hell... am I doing here..." Grabing my head in frustration while millions of thoughts swam through my brain like how did I end up here? Whay am I not on the plane to florida? and WHY IS EVERY BODY STARING AT ME?! I was about to get up when ratchet came forward and stopped me by laying me back down with his index finger. "Oh no you don't. You have to rest after what you went through. Getting hit by a bus and all..." "WHAT?!" I bolted up on my legs brfore ratchet could stop me "HOW THE HELL COULD I HAVE GOTTEN HIT BY A BUS IF I WAS AT MY HOUSE WATCHING TV AND EATING CHEETOS?!" Ratchet, clearly not amused by the fact I wasn't listining to him shot me a glare. "Well you were clearly not at your house because shortly after we finshed taking out the decpticons. You walked out into the street and got hit by a bus that was carring an all spark fragment!" I narowed my eyes and returned an even colder and icyer glare that made him twitch slightly. "I told you before. I was at home watching tv doing nothing. Then out of no where, I blacked out." I had now gotten up again and was now slowly walking to ratchet while giving him a piece of my mind because if he thought he could scare and tell me what to do as easy as he did every one else. Then BOY did he have another thing coming. " If I didn't see it happen formyself and I didn't feel it. How could have that really happened and don't even think about telling me to lay down again because I won't, I feel fine and I am fine." I was now in his face and out of everybody there I'd say he was the most shocked." And further more the first time I say sometihng and I mean it you'd better believe I MEAN IT ARE WE CLEAR ON THAT MATTER!?" Ratchet slowly noded and I backed up and stoped my glare of doom. "Good I'm glad you understand." And with that I triuphantly walked back to where I had been sleeping and sat down with my arms folded, staring at everyone as they stared back to, stuned to speak. No one not even ultra magnus him self had the bearings to go and start mouthing off like that at ratchet. So for a while we all sat in silence before the girl I reconized as sari spoke up. So. I'm sari who are you." I fluffed by dark brown hair before I replied. "My name is jessica, but you can call me jess all my friends do." Optimus was next to speak after recovering from my rant. "Well jess alow me to introduce myself I-" I cut him off there. "There is no need for you to continue, I already know who you all are." Optimus raised an optic ridge at me before I continued. "You are optimus prime." I then pointed to the large green mech and smaller yellow mech "You are bulk head. and you are bumblebee." Then I turned to prowl and ratchet (who was still trying to get over my rant) "And you are prowl. And you are ratchet." I sat back down and smirked at the surprise on there faces and almost burst out laughing but held it back when bulk head decided to say some thing "How do you know who we are?" I smiled even more. "Oh believe me I know even more then you think." I sighed and collected my thoughts before starting again. "Okay. This is going to sound crazy, stupid and nuts but I'm not from around here at all. In fact where I come from you all arn't real. Your just a very sucsessful tv show that has lots of watchers and fanchise to go along with it. Heck there are even three movies out there back in my world." For the next hour or so, I explained where I came from. Often times earning odd expressions from the aurobots and sari. Ratchet, who had finally got over my rant, spoke up. " So... your telling us that you come from another world. Where we are not real?" "Yep. Pretty much" "So... If you arn't from here at all. How did you get here." I sighed and rubed my temples. "I've been asking that same qustion inside my head sense I woke up. Last thing I remember is I was watching transformers animated. When I happened to look at the clock and realise I had to go." Bulk head raised an optic ridge. " Where did you have to go any way?" " I was supposed to go to the air port to meet my friends for our trip to florida. " Sari's eyes widened " Whoa! You were on your way to florida?! You have to be insanely rich to fly there! Well HERE you have to be insanely rich anyway..." I chuckeled. " Well. I am a famous singer and very sucsessful fashion disinger. " Wow! Your high up there. Being famous and all." " Yeah. But being famous can REALLY make a girl tired. And hungry." " We have what you must have packed for your trip to florida" I look over to where prowl was pointing and sighed with relife when I saw all the stuff I had packed before I turned to sari with a grin on my face. " Hey sari, wanna know what I do when I'm confused and hungry." Sari looking interested started to grin too. " What?" " I make cookies, milk shakes and play video games." This time bumblebee started grining to before both sari and bee replied at the same time. "THAT SOUNDS AWESOME!' "Well what are well waiting for? LETS BAKE COOKIES AND MAKE MILK SHAKES!" Jumping off the medical berth, I ran over to where my stuff was and pulled out every thing needed, before racing off with sari and bumblebee
About a half hour later...
"Wow these cookies and milk shakes are amazing jess!" "Thanks sari. There both recipes that have been in my family for ages" I took another sip of my chocolate ice cream shake, then proceeded to kick both saris and bumblebees butt at mario cart raceing for the fourth time in a row. "OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! FOUR IN A ROW! beat that bumblebee!" "You cheated!" "I did not! every on knows that on rainbow road, its possible to jump across the middle of the track to the other side!" "Then how come I didn't know you could do that!" "Because. Theres a short cut in every race. You just have to look realy close to find it, also I've been playing this game longer then you have so I know almost all the short cuts so there!" Sari laughed as me and bumblebee continued to argue about the differences between cheating and short cuts while she picked up a bowl of chips and ate a few before passing them to me. "You want some?" I took one look at the bowl of chips and fell over laughing. Every one stared at me like I had lost my mind. "Y-y-you do know what you are eating r-r-right?" "Uh yeah doritos." "EXACTLY!" Bulk head scratched his helm with one of his claws. "Well whats so funny about doritos?" I managed to catch my breath be for I replied. "Oh my god! you mean you don't know?! Of course you don't know! hold on you're all gonna love this!" I grabed a dorito and held it with the biggest point down. "Okay. Who does this remind you of?" Every one stared at the dorito in confusion."Oh come on! You have to know this!" Slowly prowl replied with confusion "Its a chip jess. It doesn't look like any one." "Oh thats where your wrong. Doesn't this look like starscream?" Sari Imeadeantly started to giggel. "O my gosh, it really dose look like starscream!" Bumblebee started grining too. "I see it now." In seconds every one was cracking up with laughter even prowl! After I managed to regain some air I managed to say " You see back in my world one of starscreams most popular nick names, and one of my personal favorits is... wait for it... The flying dorito of doom!" The words had barely left my mouth when every body started laughing again " And that is why I can never look at starscream and doritos with out cracking up." I picked up another dorito and started to make fly around while mimicing starscreams voice. "I am STARSCREAM! VEGANCE SHALL BE MINE MEGATRON! I am the true leader of the decpticons and I WILL LEAD THE DECPTICON TO VICTORY AGAINST THE AUTOBOT SCUM!" By the time every body had calmed down it was 7:00 p.m. Every one was still giggling slightly when the alam whent off. "Oh great" mumbled optimus "Nanosec broke out of jail AGAIN!" "When is he gonna learn?" "I gess never, sari stay here with jessica and stay out of trouble. AUTOBOTS...TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT! Sari pouted as the autobots left. "I never get to go with them!" I grined, knowing how she felt. "Its okay sari. We don't need to go with them to have fun. Come on I know some great stuff we can do" "Like what?" "How does some karokey sound?" "AWESOME!"
Twenty min. later...
" Alright. Its all set up. I'll start." I picked my favorit song on the disk then moved into position. " Sari remember when I told you I'm a singer?" "Yeah." "Well here's why" I pressed play and the song started.
"(music)"
"Are you listening?"
"Hear me talk,"
"Hear me sing."
"Open up the door, Easy less, Easy more."
"When you tell me to bewhere"
"Are you here? Are you there?"
"Is it something I should know? Easy come, Easy go."
"Not in your head, Don't hear a word I said"
"I can't communicate, when you wait don't relate."
"I try to talk to you but you never even knew, so, What's it gonna be,"
"Tell me can you hear me?"
"I'm so sick of it. your attention deficit"
"Never listen you never listen."
"I'm so sick of it, so I'll throw another fit"
"Never listen you never listen."
"I screaaaam your name"
"It always stays the same"
"I screaaaam, and shout,"
"So what I'm gonna do now"
"Is freak the freak out, Hey!"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh oh."
"(music)"
"Patience running thin, running thin come again"
"Tell me what I get opposite opposite"
"Show what is real if it breaks dose it heal?"
"Open up your ear why you think that I'm here?"
"Keep me in the dark are you even thinking of me?"
"Is someone else above me"
"Gotta know, Gotta know, What am I gonna do cause I can't get through to you"
"So what's it gonna be? Tell me, can you hear me?"
(can you hear me?)
"I'm so sick of it, your attention deficit"
"Never listen you never listen."
"I'm so sick of it, so I'll throw another fit"
"Never listen, you never listen"
"I screaaaam your name"
"It always stays the same"
"I screaaaam and shout,"
"So what I'm gonna do now"
"I freak the freak out, Hey!
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh,
"Woah oh oh oh."
"(music)"
"Easy come, Easy go,"
"(music)"
"Easy come, Easy go,"
"(music)"
"(Can you hear me?)"
"I screaaaam your name"
"It always stays the same"
"I screaaaam, and shout,"
"So what I'm gonna do now"
"Is freak the freak out, Hey!"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh,"
"Woah oh oh oh,"
"ohhhhhh"
"(Freak the Freak out)(x4)
"I screaaaam your name"
"(Freak the Freak out)(x3)
"But you never listen"
"(Freak the Freak out)(x4)
"No you never listeeeeen"
"(Freak the Freak out)(x4)"
"But you never listen..."
I finshed the song with a smile but, was unprepared for the cheering that came after words. I turned around to see both sari and the autobots cheering. My face felt like it was on fire as I smile shyly. The autobots must have came back while I was singing so I didn't notice their entrance. "Wow jess that was amazing! You gave an amazing voice! No wonder why your famous!" I smiled shyly "Thanks sari. Who's next?" Bumblebee started jumping up and down. "Oh. Oh. I wanna go!" "Alright. here you go." So for the next four hours, me, sari, bumblebee and bulk head did karokey. We sang 'Life is a high way', 'give your heart a break', me and sari sung 'girls just wanna have fun'(ratchet walked out during that one muttering about how he'll never understand women.) 'crazy train'(ratchet came out and complained about us being to loud) and I finshed with the song 'halo'. After singing for four hours we were beat. I slept in saris room with her smileing as I recalled every thing I had done to day " sat in the medi bay. check, out lectured ratchet. check, made and ate cookies with sari. check, beat bumblebee at mario cart. check, argued with bumblebee and won. check, made all the autobots laugh like crazy. check, sang karokey with the autobots. check, spent the day with the autobots. check. and ended up in the TFA universe. check. I grined as I check all thoses things off my "Things to do before I get too old list" and rolled over and fell asleep, looking forward to how much fun tomarow would be.
All right! first chapter people! I do not own "Freak the Freak out" or TFA people SO DON'T SUE ME! I only own my OC Jessica or Jess for short . Plz review and no flames plz. Thank you! Bye-Bye!
