Okay, sooooo... I'm writing this story for my friends on facebook xD

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A fluffy pink unicorn drove a taco truck with no floor boerds. Much like a flinstone car. She drove her car over a rainbow and danced on the rainbow as she drove. The fluffy unicorn's friend, a retarded fairy, sat in shotgun, singing the derp song. Suddenly, a paTROLL car appeared behind the taco truck. "IT BE THE DA PATROLLER!" screamed the fluffy pink unicorn. "OH NOOOOOOHHH!" screamed the retarded fairy. The paTROLLer turned on the sirans and the fluffy pink unicorn pulled on over to the side of rainbow lane. The paTROLLer followed, and parked his paTROLL car infount of the taco truck thent he paTROLLer walked to the driver's side of the taco truck; with a evil troll face. The fluffy unicorn looked at the paTROLLer and screamed, "DUNT TROLL MAH!" "Keet, Keet, Keet! I wont troll ya! BURT I MURST GIVE YOU TICKET FOR DANCING AND DRIVING!" The paTROLLer said. The retarded fairy screamed, "NNNNUUUU!" the paTROLLer laughed evily. The fluffy pink unicorn screamed, "NEVAH!" and hit the back of the troll car with the taco truck; making the troll car go flying off rainbow lane. The fluffy unicorn drove along once again and danced on the rainbow. Narwal, the retarded fairy's cousin, sat in the middle of the road; burping the A B C's. The retarded fairy jumped out of the taco tuck and huged Narwal, "I MISSTED CHEWS!" the retarded fairy screamed as she huged Narwal. Narwal screamed, "A. B. C. D. E. F. Z. L. M. NOP." The retarded fairy poked Narwal in the eye and said, "YOU WRONG! IT GOES, A. B. C. D. E. F. G. L. M. NO. P. T. U.Z!" Narwal looked at the retarded fairy. "OOOOO!" he said. The retarded fairy nodded, "ICECREAMMMM!" she screamed, then grabed Narwal and flew away, twords the icecream house.