Foxy was horny AF. He was also fucking bored as shit. SO he decided to go and find someone to have sex with.

'Hey Freddaddy.' He stated. 'Wanna fuck me?'

'No, what the fuck?' Fredddy recoiled. He looked at Foxy weirdly. 'Are you, like, okay?'

Foxy was already gone after hearing 'no'.

Next, Foxy tried Chica.

Upon hearing his question, Chica just looked at him.

'Foxy, I'm lesbian.'

'I thought you were American,' Faxy replied tonelessly, and ambled away.

'Bonnie, do you want to like, have sex?' questioned Foxy, eyeing the purple bunny with lust in his mechanical, glowing eyes.

'Nah bro, I'm good,' Bonnie replied, barely seeing who had just asked him through the clouds of smoke spilling out of his bong. He took another hit, and didn't notice Foxy walk away sadly. (A/N: oh nuuuu so sad foxy is so lonely ;_;)

Foxy was so sad. He was so very, very sad. Oily tears dripped down the sides of his face.

'Yo, Foxy, bitch.'

Foxy looked up at the voice, and saw Mangle.

'Oh, hey mangle.' He said sadly.

'What's got you so down?' asked the fucked-up animatronic, inclining its head slightly as it saw Foxy wipe at his tears sadly.

'No-one wants to have sex with me, Man.' Foxy looked up at it, his muzzle wet with tears and snot.

'Ew. Dude, wipe your dang face.'

Foxy did so, sadly. Mangle was really getting sick of Foxy doing everything 'sadly'.

'Spice up the adverbs a bit, for Christ's sake!' It vocalised.

'Wha?' Foxy said, confusedly.

'Nothing. That's better.' (A/N: The adverbs or Foxy's face? Mangle: Both, now shut up, Baka!)

'Th-thanks, Mangle,' Foxy said.

'No problem. You wanna have sex?'

'Really?' FOxy asked, is face lighting up as much as it was possible for a robot that was not designed to show emotions' face could light up.

'Yeah.' Mangle said, its jaw falling off. 'Oopsie. Well, no BJs then.'

'I don't have a penis, dumbass,' Foxy laughed, and they pranced off into the dark halls of Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.