Just a little crack and humor to fill your day with joy!

Disclaimer: Naruto be not mine!


Heave Heave

Naruto goes down onto one knee.

'not enough chakra'

Neji smirks.

"Are you going to get up", he jaunts, "or should I just have the proctor stop this match now."

Heave Heave

Naruto turns to his inner fox friend.

'Hey you stupid fox give me your chakra.

'why?'

'cause i need it to beat Neji.'

'ok'

Naruto jumps up.

"Now your toast Neji."

Neji takes a step back. His eyes have turned red and his whisker marks seem more real than ever.

"Now" Naruto shouts "Summoning Jutsu".

A medium sized toad poofs into the arena. "Whacha need boss?"

"Gamabichi I need you to kill Neji."

"K boss"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"Bwhahahahaha"

"no say it with spirit"

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

neji won't do the bwahaha he won't because... because...

he has a stick up his ass

"Now go get him!"

Hyuuga death glare

"boss"

"what is it Gamabichi"

"Its like there a shield around him I can't get through"

Patented Hyuuga death glare

Gamabichi poofs out of the area.

Naruto looks fine though. "Oh well I'm just gonna summon the top dog, er I mean toad. Summoning Jutsu"

A gruff voice comes down from the clouds, "what do you want kid?"

"Hey chief toad I want you to kill Neji"

"What do you say?"

"please"!

"okay kid I'll do it because I want to".

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

30 miles away the gaurd at the entrance of Suna looks up.

"Hey guys did you hear that?"

His companion gives him a funny look.

"What?"

"I heard a big laugh."

"You must be imagining it."

"Yea probably."

Back at the match

Super Patented Hyuuga death glare

Poof!

Gamabunta is gone as quick as Gamabichi.

Naruto's eyes start to tear up.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO not him too."

He rolls around on the ground crying.

Neji sighs and goes and kicks Naruto in the head.

Poof

Naruto clone dissapears and the real Naruto punches Neji in the back of the head.

Neji fall over.

Naruto leans over him.

"Wheres the stick?"

Tenten jumps down from the rafters and slaps Naruto.

"THEIR IS NO STICK YOU MORON. I ALREADY PULLED IT OUT."

Sweat-drop 'tentens scary.'

Fin


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