It all started with a trip to the grocery stores. Just an average day with nothing interesting. Two beings decided that things should not remain this quiet. A Great Red Dragon and a cunning Boundary Manipulator.
They agreed that a few poor souls need to be tormented for their sick pleasures. So they came up with a grand scheme of pure evil.
On the one of the food shelves of the grocery stores, is an innocent, small bottle of food seasoning. Little that it knows, that it will be the catalyst of unspeakable horrors. As a hand reached for a bottle of seasoning, another hand came into contact. This marked the beginning of a cook off of the millennium.
The two maids, each claiming themselves to be the epitome of perfection and peerless in matters concerning their masters, decided that this could only be settle in one way…. A cookoff.
So the invitations were sent, the stage is set and the entertainment for two powerful beings is underway.
Meanwhile, at a booked out restaurant, Sakuya and Grayfia readying the kitchen, the Judges, Sirzechs and Remilia at the table, eyes betraying their fear of their respective maids. Sweat streaming down their brows as they helplessly watch on as their maids cook.
The maids occasionally glancing at each other, sparks flying between their eyes and their respective side of the kitchen. The only sight that can be seen from onlookers is blue blurs dashing around the kitchens.
The Rest of the Scarlet Devil Mansion household and the Gremory household looking awkwardly at each other throughout the cook off. Patchouli and Rias both pitying the judges, Flandre completely oblivious to the reasoning behind the whole incident and the Gremory elders wondering what their son got himself into this time and the rest of the audience just watching the show silently.
All the mean while meticulously crafted dishes are prepared in little to no time and presented to an ever growing feast.
The two judges looking at each other with eyes that basically scream "GET ME OUTTA HERE!" As the table is slowly served. The dishes appearing one by one, before the maids finally come to a stop.
The two maids looming over their masters, fake intimidating smiles plastered on their faces, eagerly waiting for their master's approval.
The masters, fearing repercussion from their maids, devour the feast in front of them, stuffing themselves full with no regards to whether or not the food is actually good. A certain ghost princess might lament that this was a waste of good food due to how quickly they were downed without the intentions to enjoy them.
The maids, seeming pleased, slink away from their masters. A sense of relief washes over them, replacing the fear and discomfort from their bellies. Which is short lived, as the maids return with the main course.
Massive platters of food loom over the judges, them crying rivers of tears as their bellies quiver at the sight of all these food. The maids look at each other, before smiling at the audience... No one is spared from the onslaught. Not the ill librarian, not the younger sisters, not the elders, not even the servants and peerage members. Everyone was pulled into the feast, and gouged with food.
Tonight, would be the night of blood red moons, and hellish trips to the toilet! And a comedy drama to be remembered by a pair of powerful beings~~
