"Nintendo Galaxy Slam"

Author's Note: I'd like to point out that while most of the plot and dialogue are pretty much taken from the movie "Space Jam", no form of plagiarism was intended. The original "Space Jam" movie, including scenario and dialogue, is copyright Warner Bros. Inc. All Nintendo characters are copyright their respective creators and company subdivisions under Nintendo, Sonic is a copyright of SEGA Enterprises.

It was a cold November night, and revered basketball star Mitchell 'Sky' Jefferson was conduction a huge press conference. Nobody knew what he wanted to say, but they were in for a shock once they found out.

"Today" Mitch began, "I'm announcing my retirement from basketball." The press could not believe what they just heard, he's been one of the best players for years and now he was just giving up? How could that be?? "What are you planning to do after this, Mitch?" asked a curious reporter. "I dunno" Mitch replied, "maybe I'll try my hand at BASEBALL!" Everyone laughed. Safe to say, this was a sad moment for Mitch Jefferson fans everywhere. But while everyone on Earth was mourning the loss of 'Sky' Jefferson's career, something was brewing past the stars…

Imbecile Island, intergalactic theme park located on the distant planet Crimeni, was suffering due to low attendance. A surveillance video even captured a park patron trying to escape by breaking through a fence only to be apprehended by two four-armed guards. As he was struggling, he yelled "If you want me to stay here, you should try to make some better attractions!!!" This video caught the eye and ear of the park's manager, the malevolent Mr. Stormbrenner!

"You heard him, the customer is always right!" he scolded his lowly minions/employees, the Geek-Wads. "If I told you once, I've told you a million-billion-zillion and four times: WE NEED NEW ATTRACTIONS!!!!!!" The weak and timid Geek-Wads all agreed in harmony, in fear that Stormbrenner would eat them or do something worse. "The only problem is what should we get? We need something action-packed, something imaginative, something… something… something…" As Mr. Stormbrenner was pacing around thinking, he accidentally pushed a button that turned on all the monitors in the office. He didn't bother to see what was on them, but the Geek-Wads all did. "Nintendo!" cried out a little purple Geek-Wad. "Nintendo" Stormbrenner questioned the mesmerized Geek-Wad, and then he turned around and saw the most amazing thing: Zelda, Pokemon, Yoshi, Kirby, Donkey Kong, Starfox, Metroid, and of course, Mario!

"That's it!!!" shouted Stormbrenner. "That was the word I was looking for: Nintendo! Yes!" That was when Mr. Stormbrenner came up with the most elaborate plot for a new attraction: "We should get the Nintendo All-Stars!" The Geek-Wads all cooed with glee. "Go over to their place, round them all up, and bring them here. We'll make millions!!!!" One skinny blue Geek-Wad waddled up to Mr. Stormbrenner, "Uh, excuse me" he interrupted. "What do you want??" Stormbrenner snarled. "Just one problem, they're from EARTH. What if they can't come?" This question irritated Mr. Stormbrenner. "Can't come? What if they can't come??? …. MAKE THEM!!!!!" Mr. Stormbrenner began to laugh nefariously, as did all the Geek-Wads. This was going to get ugly for sure….