I wrote this story a year ago on Valentine's Day. I had hoped to complete it by 2/14 this year, but I didn't work on it at all... But here is what I did do anyway. Enjoy.


Anise Tatlin's POV

Today's Valentine's Day! For me, it's one of the best days of the year! (Aside from Christmas, of course.) It's the time of year when my cuteness gets me lots of flowers and candy from all the handsome boys! Giggles Ooh, I wonder how much stuff I'll get this year? Don't worry, of course I'm handing out candy too! So don't you dare call me selfish!

Last night, I was up for hours making chocolates for my friends; shaping them, icing them, and wrapping them into ultra-cute boxes! I'm sure that every single one of them wasn't expecting anything gorgeous like this!

Giggles Ahh, I love Valentine's…


Jade Curtiss' POV

Sigh It's Valentine's Day today… One of the many frivolous holidays I could do without. Those simple-minded, unintelligent groupies call me, Colonel Jade Curtiss, "Jade the Necromancer," but they do not fear me at all. They always flock to me, clamoring for my attention. It's such distasteful behavior. And they call themselves "ladies"? I am not in any way whatsoever going to waste my money on flowers for those unsavory harpies.

I spent the previous night staring at the ceiling, tossing and turning inside my head, dreading the mocking morning, and planning my escape from this apocalypse of a holiday. Everybody else must have been contemplating their heart-shaped "surprises".

Mistletoe would be the appropriate addition to this holiday instead of Christmas.


Is a Jade a bit too OOC?