Michael Myers was a whiney little bratty bitch of a kid. He was crying to his therapist who looked an awful lot like Malcom McDowell. All of a sudden, a therapist who looked an awful lot like Donald Pleasence came rushing in with a guy in a William Shatner mask.

"There he is Michael, kill him!" The Donald Pleasence looking therapist shreeked!

"What the hell!" The Malcom McDowell looking therapist cried out!

"Waaaaah. Why am I talking it defeats the purpose of my character waaaaah I cry a lot cause I'm a bitch just like the guy who did the remake"

The real Michael Myers took out his butcher knife and stabbed the Malcom McDowell looking therapist in the neck and then stabbed the Michael Myers child a million times until there was nothing left but practically a jelly.