Kurt the Ninja Warrior
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Ninja Warrior!
Plot: Kurt has changed big deal since he attended Dalton Academy so it's not a surprise that back in Lima no one knows of his new talents. After a comment from the glee guys that he doesn't know anything about Ninja Warriors ( that he could never be one) and having his own father agree with them he has had enough. He is going to show them that he is more than they knowand that he can be a Ninja Warrior!
A/N: So I'm sorry if I get anything wrong with the ninja Warrior part. I only saw a few episodes but I'm not familiar with the whole process and gonna have to do a bit of research first but I just had this idea and had to get it out there. So hope you all enjoy!
Ps.: I'm still working on my other two translations but haven't had enough time yet. It's a big process to move from London to Germany so hold tight!
The Challenge
It was a hot day in the Hummel-Hudson household and Kurt didnt know what to do. He was laying face downwards on his bed and thinking of different things to do. It was the summer holidays so all of his Dalton friends were gone. With their rich familys they are always spending the vacation all over the world. Nick for example is in Italy currently and oh man is it looking good there. Kurt wished he could join any of their friends but that was just not possible. Even though he got a scholership for his next year at Dalton, the previous year that he just attended was not easy. They had trouble to pay the costs of the private school with all the hospital bills that they still had because of Burts heartattack. He's just lucky that he scored a schloreship. Kurt sighed. Well lucky or not most of his dalton friends assured him that he really did deserve it. Due to thinking this year was gonna be his only kind of calm school year he joined loads of different teams besides the warblers. He wanted to fully experience the Dalton life and gain some friends that are not uncomfortable with him beimg gay. Yes the new directions were kind of friends for him too but they are not family for him. Not anymore anyway. He found that in his friends at Dalton and so it was not a surprise that he was over the moon once he found out that he could stay at Dalton.
Though his family was a bit sad because they all were happy that he would move back in and not stay at boarding school the whole time they were still really supportive because they knew that that is what kurt wanted and needed.
Another sighed escaped his lips. Since joining so many teams at Dalton he was very busy to coordinate his activitys and so it was no wonder at all that Mercedes and him drifted apart. Actually thats what happened with almost all of his friends from Mckinley besides Finn (who is family now so that doesn't count!) And surprisingly Mike. When he said he joined a lot of teams he meant it. So next to warblers, fencing, football and the list goes on he joined a dancing class. After the first class he found out how average he really was… because let's face it he never was challenged with any Dance moves in the new direction or the warblers and in his little stunt with the Cheerios he was mostly doing little hand and hip movements. His focus was always on singing. So once he realised that he really wanted to improve because Kurt Hummel wants to do everything in perfection. Thats how he and Mike bonded. Originally he wanted to ask Brittany for help but the girl, though sweet could ot explain it that well for Kurt . So naturally he reached out for the only other person that he associated with dance: Mike. He was pretty sure that Mike was gonna turn him down because they've never been close to begin with but to his surprise Mike helped him, first out of gilt because he thought he as the others should have helped Kurt more as he still was at McKinley. But that switched quickly and they've become quite good friends.
Kurt rolls from the bed. Nothing will change if he is not getting up. But yeah what to do? As he said all his friends are on vacation and it almost feels foreign for him to ask one of the girls to do something with him. After getting dressed casually he goes downstairs. Finn is having the new direction boys over for a little bro time. So Kurt pretty used to the boys at Dalton, just grabs some snacks and joins them in the living room. As he flopps down on the sofa he gets a nod from Mike and a side glance from Finn who quickly focuses on the TV again. „Sooo what are you guys up to?", he asked as he throws some grapes into his mouth. The other boys seem to just realise that he is there and all look at him weirdly. „No offense dude but what are you doin here?", Puck as charming as ever asked. „Well it is my house now isn't it.", he replied with his best bitch please face. „Oi! Sure is man but we were more thinking of why your joining us. Don't you rather want to join some girls in the mall or what ever it is you do.", Artie says with a shrug. The other boys nod in comfirmation though Mike seems as if he wants to disagree but Kurt just shakes his head towards him saying that it's ok.
„Well obviously not seeing as I'm right here right now. So what's on is that American Ninja Warrior?", he sqeaks a little bit. Ok sue him maybe he is a little bit of a fan nowadays. He blames only James. Who is half british and obsessed with that show and not to forget his roomate. So as a result he could only had two possibilitys :it was either for him to get crazy or get obsessed with it as well. James also was the one who convinced him to join their Parcour team. That's how he lost the last bit of babyfat and gained confidence due to all the things that they explored. They really are like ninjas he summed. Well more like just he is. Because of all the training and tricks that he gainned from Parcour and also his sick abilities with ninja swords (James was really impressed by that one and obviously wante to try it himself though after the second time he almost lost a finger he left them for Kurt) well let's say Kurt is the litlle masquot of the wannabee Ninjas that their Parcour Team are.
Back to the living room he is met with surprised and doubtful looks. Well and then of course Mike who just tries to hide his smile. „Dude you like Ninja Warrior?", Sam Exclaims but before Kurt could answer he was interrupted by Puck. „Not a chance dude! He probably just knows it because of the half naked guys that compete." „Puck! What the hell man?", Finn looks at Puck as if he has never seen him before.
„Just saying! Ist not that I'd dig that. I still love boobs but ist hard to ignore.", Puck shrugs and gets nods from the others.
He just scoffes and crosses his arms but stays put and enjoys the show. After a while the others seem to have forgotten that he is there. „Next up is Mark….", the voice in the telly commented. „Dude is gonna rock this! He was so good in the first round! I tell y'all he is the biggest copetition here.", shouts Finn with lots of enthusiasm and gains nods of approval from the others. Everyone but Kurt he just tilts his head to the side and says: „Well he was good I give you that but he doesn't have the upper body strenght and grip that he needs. In his first round he almost couldn't hold on to the top of the wall. And don't let me start on that balance he almost slipped at the last part."
All the boys regard him with a scole. „What do you even know about that sort of thing eh?", Artie says harsh. „Yeah not as if you could take em Princess. So better shut your mouth!"
„Well I obviously know more about it then you guys if thats your oppinion. And I think I would give a good go of i ever attended!", he all but shouts. To be honest he never really saw himself as a Ninja Warrior but he has had enough with this disrespect he gets from everyone in Lima.
„Yeah right.", he gets as a Respons and lots of laughter and an awkward shrug from Mike that says ‚don't pull me into that'. Without another word he stands up and gets into his room. Changing into more comfortable clothes and putting on some trainers. He needs to get all that frustration out of his system and what better way then parcouring. He hasn't done it in this area yet but might as well try it out. He slams the door shut and runs and jumps and climbs all around his Neighbourhood.
Once he is out of breath he walks to get down again and without thinking his feet lead him to the graveyard. He sits down at his mothers grave and thinks. He is angry that nobody takes him serious and that they don't get him at all. But to be completely honest he is also a little disappointed that they haven't changed at all. So much of being brothers heh Finn? Or the others. I mean they can see that he has changed why are they still so… it seems like that only his new friends his second family takes him serious. He really wishes that they all come back soon so he has someone that is not so frustrating to hang round with.
Taking one big breath he calms down and touches his mothers Stone. He feels closest to her right now but he is not grieving because he knows that she ist somewhere better now. One last look and he turns to leave. It's getting dark outside. Did he really run for that long? On his way back his fathers car stops next to him.
„Hey kiddo! What are you doing out here? Wanna catch a ride?", Burt shouted. Kurt shrugs and jumps in. Burt the good father that he is realise that their is something bothering Kurt. „So do you want to tell me whats up with you?", he asked.
„It's nothing.", Kurt sighs. „Just the boys being their usual self and not seing me as male as well." Burt looks confused. „What exactly happened. Did they say something to you? Did they insult you?", His Dad asks being a bit concerned at this point. He thought they were all good guys. „No they didn't call me names or anything it's just…", and so Kurt explained what just happened before he left the room.
Burt takes a second to take everything in and then says: „ Are you not a bit exaggerating Kurt? I mean come on you like Project Runway and stuff so your not really an expert in other areas and to be fair we all know you could never be a Ninja! So that is not really something to be sad about.", he shrugs. Luckily they just arrive so as speakless as Kurt is he just jumps out and heads for his room to take a shower.
His own father doesn't believe in him! Why is no one believing him. Srew that. Srew them. I'm gonna show them what I've got! To be honest I didnt think I'd want to do this but. Im gonna show them that Kurt Hummel is a Ninja Warrior.
