Good day, fellow readers.
Proudly presenting a terribly short one-shot.
I've spent fifteen years of my life trying to get this complex thought out on paper.
Keep in mind that this is based on a true story. That I haven't discovered yet.
Disclaimers are for pansies.
Flame me. I like the attention.
Wance apon a tiem,
Squarlepaw was leik, "omg omg. no wai.
Basillpawe clamly reply, "Yaa! tht guy wus totaly pass her by like twenty secunds ago."
Ey were all leik, "Hay its Nofaise!"
Noface: "wan sum Catnips lol?"
"I sad, ey thnk we shud get sum icecreem"
He ate like a holegallon.
(Its tu bad tht he had sum terminel diabeetes)
The end.
Wasn't that an inspiring story?
Why don't you leave a review expressing how this story has changed your life.
