Good day, fellow readers.

Proudly presenting a terribly short one-shot.

I've spent fifteen years of my life trying to get this complex thought out on paper.

Keep in mind that this is based on a true story. That I haven't discovered yet.

Disclaimers are for pansies.

Flame me. I like the attention.


Wance apon a tiem,

Squarlepaw was leik, "omg omg. no wai.

Basillpawe clamly reply, "Yaa! tht guy wus totaly pass her by like twenty secunds ago."

Ey were all leik, "Hay its Nofaise!"

Noface: "wan sum Catnips lol?"

"I sad, ey thnk we shud get sum icecreem"

He ate like a holegallon.

(Its tu bad tht he had sum terminel diabeetes)


The end.

Wasn't that an inspiring story?

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