A possibility of a continuum shift that had became the final timeline of the universe, everything was back to normal. And I mean everything. Terumi's gone, his buddies are gone, the NOL isn't your shady government anymore, Sector Seven is your trusted company when it comes to technologies, and finally... I'm out of the SS-Criminal picture. I can stroll the streets without pushing the alarm of people. I have a job that can buy me things I need, I have shelter to come back, and finally, I have a family.
But it's not what I've expected it to be: living a perfectly normal life. Honestly, I want the old timeline back, where I beat the shit out of Terumi over and over again. Dealing with my wife is a major pain in the ass, I wonder how long can I endure her beatings. But then again, I love her even though she's being too much. It happens. Nothing's perfect. I chose to be with her, I deal with it. I just have to be thankful she's not the typical women people always tend to have.
With the wisdom I got from my wife, I will share you tips and tricks on how NOT to piss off women. I have my special thanks to my wife for giving her utmost support to make this book you're reading right now a reality. If not, well, this book wouldn't exist in the first place. The only audience I'll have if she didn't give me her support are garbage, shit, piss, and any other disgusting waste we humans throw everyday.
Before you head to the actual first chapter, lemme tell you this: you can read this one in any order. I really don't want to consider this a book, but it takes a book form, so screw it. If you need any help, additional tips and all that, send me a mail on the address on the first page. DO NOT use the electronic mail. Me and my wife are not into technologies. In fact, we hate it. Just look at Kokonoe for what happens when you work too much on your precious computer.
Enough chit-chat, just flip a random page, or check the table of contents. I'm done with my "About Me" section anyway.
A/N: The actual first chapter will be posted soon. I'm too tired from too much work to type it down. Any suggestions or tips regarding on how not to piss off women, leave it on the review box or PM me.
