Crack Fic: Breakfast.
WE DO NOT OWN KINGDOM HEARTS OR THE CHARACTERS THIS INCLUDES FINAL FANTASY.
IF WE DID THEY WOULD BE LIVING IN OUR CLOSETS o.o
MEZ AND TASH ARE OUR OWN CREATIONS.
PLEASE READ AND REVIEW.
It was your typical Tuesday morning in the Kingdom Hearts cast house; the sun was shining, the birds were chirping and there was the sound of metal pans being thrown.
In the kitchen area of the house was filled with promising smells of breakfast and a loud ruckus was about, Mez and Tash were having their debate over breakfast food while riffling through the fridge as Namine sat by watching the feud between the two not even bothering to try and stop them from their non-sense.
"WHO WANTS TOFU WAFFLES!" sang Mez happily holding up a waffle maker and a block of tofu.
"Mez, no one wants tofu waffles." Tash stuck her head around the corner with a wooden spoon in hand the other on her hip. Mez smiled at her with a glare and went back the island work station where they were cooking.
"I do pass me the soy milk."
Tash took the milk held it further away from milk. "I am telling you, you're not going anywhere near the soy milk." Tashlee smirked at Mez triumphantly before Mez pounced at her after the milk, Tash managed not to spill the milk and began to crawl away but Mez pulled her back by her leg.
"Man, pass me the soymilk!" Tashlee turned around and pulled her into a headlock as Mez shuffled around a bit trying to get free, but flipped her instead. All in the mean time the milk was still in Tashlee's possession un-damaged by their wrestling.
"Is there any meat in the tofu?" She swung her leg around knocking Mez off her feet causing her to land on her butt.
"No there is no meat in tofu that's why it's called TO-FU!" Mez yelled as she launched into another attack against Tash. Springing up from the tile floor of the kitchen they continued to exchange attacks.
Sora, Riku and Roxas walked in to the kitchen still in their pajamas in search of some food to get their day going and saw Mez and Tash who were now flinging food at each other as they cooked in competition. As if they were oblivious to the W.W.E smack down that was happening in their kitchen, Roxas yawned and walked through the mess weaving around the sisters to retrieve bowls and plates from the cabinet then proceeded to make himself a bowl of cereal before he made two other bowls and slide them down the counter for Riku and Sora along with the plates.
"MEAT EATER!" Cried Mez as she threw her tofu waffles like disks across the kitchen, Riku lifted his plate into the air and caught a stack of them on his plate.
"GRASS MUNCHER!" Tashlee roared as she launched eggs and bacon into the air like torpedoes, all the boys held up their plates and caught the eggs and bacon on the plate with a smack. Sora smiled happily and began to eat his breakfast adding ketchup to his eggs. Tashlee threw a sausage at Mez, but due to her bad aim it was headed straight for Sora.
"IN COMING!" Riku covered his head as if it were a bomb headed towards them. Poor Sora who was in the line a fire only had time to look up from his plate with a 'Huh' before a hickory smoked sausage was occupying the space in his mouth enabling him to talk. Roxas muffled a laugh before he helped himself to a flying helping of hash browns.
"You want any Namine?" asked Roxas
Ah yes… Just your typical Tuesday morning in the Kingdom Hearts cast house…
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Inspired by Teen Titans' Material.
