A/N- This was the Creek story I've been talking about!
I would like to thank Creek Grrl for helping me with this. You're awesome! And if you haven't read my other story, I Feel Stupid... Well, it would be awesome if you could check it out, or whatever.
This story changes POVs, just to let ya know.
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Cartman's POV
Oh god.
This is too good to be true. I could use this information for ANYTHING I WANT.
No, wait. Only blackmail.
But that's fine by me!
But I can't believe it. Craig. Tweek. Boyfriends. To make this better, I saw them kiss. Took a picture, for proof. The first thing I need to do is tell Tweek what I saw and show him the picture. Can't show Craig... He'll actually DO something about it. But the twitch... I can get him to do whatever the fuck I want!
Whatever I want... Hmm... Doing my chores... And homework... And if he doesn't do something, I'll tell everybody what I saw!
I walked up to Tweek. "Sup, twitch."
He frowned. "My n-name is Tweek!"
"Whatever, twitch."
"Whatever, fatass."
Okay, seriously, he pisses me off. I'm being seriously. "Tweek, did you do anything last night?"
"Do anything?" He paused. "I hung out with Craig."
I laughed. "That's all you did?"
He raised an eyebrow. "W-what do you mean?"
I put my arm around his shoulders. "Tweek, I went out last night. I saw something... Interesting."
He started to look worried. "What did you see?"
"You and Craig."
"Oh." He scanned the hallway.
"Are you worried?"
"What? NO! What makes you think that?"
"Nothing. Guess it's not a big deal I saw you guys kissing."
"Yeah, I- Wait, WHAT?!"
"Yes, I saw you 2 sucking faces."
"Ah god!" He scanned the hallway again, as if he thought somebody was hearing this.
"Listen to me." He shut up, but was still twitching like a maniac. Like normal. "You can avoid anybody knowing about this. All you need to do is what I say, when I say it. You skip any demand, the whole school will know in a minimum time of 5 minutes. And if you tell Craig about this, the secret will go out. Look, I know that I usually never go with my plans, but I have a picture." I showed him the picture on my phone, which made his mouth drop. "So I'm gonna keep this picture. Don't think about deleting it. This phone has a passcode on it, so if you try and hack into it, it'll notify me, which will make me have no choice but to tell everybody your little secret. I'm being seriously."
"Oh, god!" Dammit, he's so annoying! "I guess so. What do you want m-me to do first?"
I handed him my ridiculously large stack of homework. "Do all of this. Have it ready by tomorrow."
"W-what? I need to do my homework, too! And we have different classes, so it's twice the work!"
"Okay, you don't HAVE to do it. So, I'll just start sending people the picture..."
"WAIT!" He stopped me. "I'll do it."
"Good." I left him in the middle of the hallway, on my way home. I could tell this was gonna be sweet.
I'm being seriously.
