Author's Note: This is basically my idea of what 4-Kids entertainment would do to Hetalia Axis Powers and World Series if they got a license to dub both of them. This is the script for the first episode with all edits and plot abominations in-tact. I own nothing.

Narrator: This inspiring tale takes place in America a long, long time ago. Or, at least, that's where we're going to pretend it takes place. We're not so sure what time periods so just go with it we see into a room filled with people who are all good friends and are discussing their "friendship"

Alfred (America): (Shows Alfred with huge muscles eating veggies): Alright you guys what we are gonna do is play my favorite game Hungry Hungry Hippos we need to divide in to teams and who goes first

James (Japan) (James has blonde hair speaks English and looks like an American): I agree with Alfred I will join his team

Stan (Switzerland) (Stan has a water gun and he shoots it at people and he wears a baseball cap): Come on James join my team not that loser Alfred's he's not that smart

Edward (England) (Edward has normal eyebrows drinking milk in a teacup and has an American accent): I don't know how this idea will work I mean there are a lot of us in this room it will take forever

Meanwhile at 4kids

Narrator: We go to the company filming Happy Friendship Fun time (Hetalia) a female executive is talking to a certain French man

4kids Executive: Mr. Bonnefoy we have you here because you are inappropriate, perverted, and flamboyant that would ruin our image here at 4kids so now we will personally deal with you are selves

France: honhononhon be careful I am fragile in certain areas (France wraps arms around female executive and whispers in her ear blushing madly at the perverted man's saying) (France was then beaten and dragged away by security taken to the company's basement to be "dealt with")

Narrator: Now back to Happy Friendship Fun time

Edward: I'm just saying there's too many of us to completely play this game and we need to compromise

Alfred: Come on dude we need to play something and talk about our friendship and enjoy doing stuff I mean come on

(Alfred and Edward argue at one another as Christian (China) watches Chris has brown hair that's short do he doesn't look girly and he's also American Alfred is meekly hitting Eddie both are barely hurting one another)

Chris (China): These two are immature and we seriously need to hurry this up I have to go and do things that aren't Chinese related and I bought sandwiches and cupcakes would you two like some

Alfred and Edward: No Thank You Chris!

Antonio (Spain) (Antonio doesn't like little boys he likes them as younger brothers he speaks English and Spanish but mostly English he is seen talking to Russell(Russia) who's completely sane he drink cream soda and he is from Alaska

Antonio (Spain): Hey Russell why don't you tell them to stop?

Russell (Russia): What why me besides I am waiting for Lionel (Lithuania) to come over to my house and his little brother Lance(Latvia) to join us.

(Shows Beatrice (Belarus) hugging Lance Beatrice is Russell's little sister who has no obsession of being married instead she annoys him to play tea party with her)

(Palmer (Poland) wears men clothes and never cross-dresses and he's not a girly-man and he does not say things girls would say and he is Lionel's best friend not love interest)(Eston (Estonia) is sitting there suggesting Russell to give Harold (Haiti) a hug

Palmer (Poland): I kindly ask you to stay away from Lionel because he's my best friend and he's coming to my house.

We see Greg (Greece) sleeping during the arguments between the people who are trying to decide what game to play until a loud voice interrupts them

Gerald (Germany): EVERYONE STOP!(Gerald has blonde hair and he has no German accent he drinks apple juice and isn't super strict)

Alfred and Edward: Gerald!

Gerald: CAN WE ALL STP ARGUING WE ARE ALL FRIENDS WHO HAVE NO ANGER OR DISLIKE FOR ONE ANOTHER LET'S ALL COME TPGETHER AND HUG THIS SITUATION OUT PLUS WE HAVE TO EAT SO I WILL CALL ON SOMEONE TO DECIDE WHAT WE SHOULD EAT ANS STOP ACTING LIKE CHILDREN!

Narrator: Isaac (Italy) raises his hand slowly for Gerald to see

Gerald: Gerald sees his friend Isaac.

Isaac: Paaaaaaassssssss- (looks at script and frowns) I mean !

Meanwhile in America

Alison stared at her TV her anger was boiling over she had a dark aura over her her little brother John laughed in happiness 4-kids this new show Happy Friendship Fun time he wasn't so sure why his sister was so mad Alison grabbed a random pipe and walked out of her house she had to go "talk" to 4-kids about their new show

End of Episode 1

Author's Note: I was inspired by YouTube and videos of What if 4kids got this anime I was also inspired by the parody story of a kid friendly version of Black Butler so I had to do this and see everyone's reactions leave me a review I am taking suggestions and whatever episode you want me to do I know this wasn't long and I did this best to my ability one more thing

I gave Belarus an ironic name Beatrice means Blessed; Bringer of joy when she cause pain and mental trauma XD I will return later