Misty Day Comes Out As Asexual
Note: This is meant to be a missing scene from the part of American Horror Story where she is listening to Stevie Nicks in bed with Kyle. Please note that the character has been confirmed as asexual.
"So, this thing with Stevie Nicks…" said Kyle.
"It is not A Thing," said Misty crossly. "She is a witch. I know it."
"Well I mean- it just matters so much to you-do you have a crush on her or something?"
"No! I don't like girls – I mean, I don't like anyone!"
"How can you not like anyone? Everyone likes someone."
"Not me. I'm asexual. "
"What? What's that?"
"It means not feeling sexually attracted to anyone. See, it's like- you know how some people say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray? Well, to me, kissing anyone is like kissing, I dunno, a frog. Without ever finding a prince. Or princess. It's like, remember how you felt about kissing and all when you were ten? Well, I never stopped feeling that way."
"You really don't want to? I mean, not that I'm offering, I'm just saying with anyone. Like, how do you know you don't if you don't try it?"
Misty rolled her eyes. "How does a straight guy know he isn't bi or gay if he doesn't try it? People know how they feel. Speaking of which, I'm feeling a very powerful urge right now – to go eat some cake."
And she did.
