Battle 1
Feliciano/N. Italy vs. Naruto Uzumaki
Contestant : Sakura, Romano, Hinata, and, Kiku
On stage:
Antonio: "Hola~ Amigos, welcome to "They can't be that bad!" on the show today we have four lovely contestitos starting with Kiku Honda and…*gasp* hi Lovi. *waves*" I didn't know you would be here!
Behind tables:
Romano: "…You dumb Bastard, your still on the air."
Antonio: "Oh yeah, :D we have, Sakura haruno and Hinata hyuga from…the leaf village?…is that like Maple leaf…so…your Canadianos?
Sakura: "What, is he retarded? "No it's a ninja village in the land of fire. "
Antonio:" How do you live in a land of fire?"
Hinata:"….. Um…"
Kiku: "It's just a made up village in a manga that I, not korea- san, have made."
Sakura & Hinata:…. Does this mean I'm not rea-
Romano: *bangs on table* "Get on with it bastard!"
Antonio: "Okay Lovi~, there are our contestitos who will determine the winner. Can the two characters please come to the stage."
On stage:
Antonio: *reads from card* He will always and only top his brother Romano. He enjoys eating pasta pasta and more pasta, he should just be made of Pasta, he has the Iq and back bone of a cooked noodle, which causes his Germany F*ck buddie to take advantage of him, please welcome to the stage, Feliciano Vargas!
Feliciano : "Ve~ hi people" *waves to crowd*
Antonio: *get's other card* This young blonde haired man , is a color blind ninja… oh cool amigo, lo seinto I mean, He loves eating ramen and one day hopes to live out his over achieving dream of being the leader of his village burning in the fire, despite his angst friends and Gary stu-ish appearance. Please welcome to the stage Naruto Uzumaki!
Naruto: The land of fire! The LAND OF FIRE! *fist pump* "dattebayo! I'm gonna win!"
Antonio: lo seinto tomato smudge there amigo. Anyways take it away voice in the sky!
Man voice: In today's show the four lucky contestants will represent their chosen character by beating each other in a battle of, Appreciative WORDS the team that complements their person the best and accumulates the most points gets a prize or immunity which you will find out later what it does. Okay begin!
Romano: *blank face* What the FUCK am I doing here?
Sakura: Naruto has a great…sense of humor?
+1 point for Naruto team.
Feliciano: Fratello, say nice things about me!
Romano: Why the fuck would I do that you dumb bastard?
-1 point from hetalia team.
Japan: Romano- san you have to say thing like Italy- san is good natured to get points.
+1 point from hetalia team.
Sakura: Naruto…Has cool jutsu!
+1 point for Naruto team.
Naruto: Dattebayo! Thanks Sakura!
Romano: This game suck the only good thing about my fratello is that he can cook.
+1 point from hetalia team.
Antonio: See Romano your getting it. You can also insult the other players team member to take away points from the other team.
Romano: Well that blonde idiot is obviously retarded. Who wears an orange jumpsuit. It reminds me a sweet potatoes…which is just another potatoes… which I hate! which is gross Damn potatoes!
-1 point for Naruto team.
Romano: This is my kind of game.
Romano: His hair's a rip off of dragon ball Z super sayain goku!
-1 point for Naruto team.
Romano: Dattebayo is a stupid word, which makes him even more stupid.
-1 point for Naruto team.
Naruto: Hey I..
Romano: Wait I'm not done, Ninja Bastard your fly is open exposing your tiny junk.
Naruto: What *looks down* my fly isn't open! Dattebayo!
Romano: But you looked down which means you agreed to having tiny junk, Where's my -1 point you asses
Slightly confused yet amazed at his Italian brilliance of pwnage the people in the mysterious box above the crowd that controlled everything gave Romano the point.
-1 point for Naruto team.
Sakura: This would be so easier if you were sasuke.
-1 point for Naruto team.
Sakura: Oh come on I meant Naruto is just as cool as sasuke!
…. -1 point for Naruto team.
Naruto: Sasgay has the hair of a ducks ass! Don't compare us Im not angsty! * Smiles redundantly *
Hinata: ….Naruto's smile….*Blushes… pass out* because that makes her in character.
akura: It's SasUKE you idiot
-1 point for Naruto team.
Naruto: Oh come on!1! I'm full of cool things. Like..Like
Japan: Kurama… the fox demon…..a rip off of yu yu hakasho's Fox demon…
-1 point for Naruto team.
Naruto: I didn't name him Mashashi did talk to him.
Japan: he made you a *coughGarystucough* possessed ninja.
-1 point for Naruto team.
Sakura: Well, that boy is obviously gay!
Man voice: …we in the box are confused about who the last question is addressing and therefore throwing it out, because we can. The game is over the results Team Naruto: - 7 points Team Hetalia 1 points
The winner is Hetalia team and the character that won immunity with the most comments is Romano congradulations you wont be in the next round! A big thank you to every one for playing.
Romano: Fuck Immunity where is my prize damn it!
Antonio : *Strip dances to the Macarena*
Man voice: There's your prize!
Romano -nosebleed-
Sakura: *amazed at Antonio's sexiness but not enough to admit he's hotter than Sasuke*
On stage:
Italy: so you like pasta?
Naruto:….I love ramen
Italy: Hmm…Lets lunch *Italy, you sly devil*
Hinata: Still on the floor *don't worry kiba or shino will come get her*
Man Voice: join us for the next round as we continue to verbally abuse each other, till then.
"They can't be that bad!" ending theme song plays.
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(You have just read some pointless stuff from [CSR] or me, guess who doesn't give a F*ck about the spelling of various things, like sayain and hyuuga hope you enjoyed flames are welcomed! ~)
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