Although they were bred to fight with a burning passion and have no sense or want of luxury, the Jedi thought that the clones of the Grand Army of the Republic deserved a vacation.

So what did they do? They shipped thousands of clones off to luxury resorts across the galaxy.

These are the tales of THE LUXURIOUS STAR RESORT located on the beautiful planet of Naboo, and the clones that were sent there…

THE ARRIVAL

Within in minutes of their arrival at the resort, the place was crawling with men that looked exactly alike. The units of the 501st Legion, the 212th Attack Battalion, the 327th Star Corps, and the Coruscant Guard had been sent to this island resort located on one of the many seas of Naboo.

As they entered the lobby, Captain Rex, Commander Cody, Commander Bly, and Commander Fox presented themselves in front of the front desk.

Behind the desk sat a young Rodian female, who did not pay the troopers even a quick glance. Because these men had never visited a resort and didn't know how check-in worked, they stood there awkwardly in silence waiting for someone to break the ice. Finally, the young lady looked up and spoke. "May I help you?"

"Um... yes", replied Rex. "We are the men of... uh... the Grand Army, and uh..." The desk manager sighed and rested her head on her hands. Rex began to turn red and he couldn't handle the pressure. He never liked to disappoint.

Cody, knowing that this conversation would never end if Rex lead it, swooped in to save the day. "Listen m'am. I believe we have a reservation here, under the name Skywalker."

The desk manager let out a sigh of relief and looked down at a large data pad that was sitting on her desk. She began to scroll through the many pages that held the names of all of the resorts clients. Though it was only a minute wait, it felt like an eternity to the troopers. Cody peeked over his shoulder to keep an eye on the many clones that filled the lobby. His eyes scanned the large room.

Everything seemed to be alright until his gaze fell upon Boil and Denal, who were both speaking with a service droid. For a second Cody wondered why they would even be conversing with some random droid. His mood quickly changed though as he saw Denal push the defenseless droid to the ground. Cody's eyes widened as he realized the ordeal that the two clones had just tossed them into. "Will you excuse me for a second", Cody said as he began to maneuver his way over to the two men.

"Tell me where you are hiding your clanker buddies and I might think about sparring you!" Boil declared as he tried to grab the droid.

"I do not know what you are talking about", the droid said as he began to squirm his way away from the seemingly insane clones. Though Cody was truly angry with his subordinates, he couldn't help but find the scene sort of amusing. There they were, two clones dressed in civilian garb, trying to interrogate a service droid like they were in the middle of a heated battle.

"Trying to play dumb, ay?" Denal spat out as he began to lift his hand above his head. "Well your not gonna be able to even think after I'm through with you." He commenced the swing of his hand and was extremely close to coming in contact with the droid, but before he could, Cody caught his hand. Denal rapidly pulled his hand back towards his side and stood at attention before his commanding officer.

"Denal, Boil!" Cody began. "What in the hell were you doing?!" It was a lot easier to see how they felt without a helmet covering their faces.

"Sir, we were interrogating this droid on the whereabouts of his comrades, sir!" Boil stated. They were clearly both nervous and were uncomfortable in their current situation. Cody looked at them as if they were completely psychotic.

"What?!" Cody inquired. "Are you serious?"

Neither Denal nor Boil knew how to answer that. "Um... I guess so", Denal finally replied.

Cody was baffled. How could these men be so bloody stupid! "Are you not aware that this is a normal service droid? And that he has no connections to the Separatist Alliance?" Now they began to attract attention. Multiple clones began to crowd around them.

"No sir!" They said in unison.

"Get out of my sight", Cody spat as he started back towards the main desk. The clones dispersed without haste and the lobby was once again in it's normal state.

Upon Cody's arrival back at the front desk. He found that the check-in procedure was still taking place because of Rex's inability to support a conversation. "This is going to be an interesting vacation", Cody said to himself as he once again swooped in to save Rex from his fears of social interaction with anybody outside of the army.

OH MY GOD! I THINK I MIGHT HAVE RUSHED THIS INTRODUCTION STORY BUT ANYWAYS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM IS ALWAYS WELCOME. HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!