"Noah my son is not dating Santana Lopez's daughter." Rachel growled

"What's so bad about Maria? And I thought that you and Santana were like best friends or some shit."

"That is beside the point. First of all you know that Maria is a wonderful and beautiful young woman. And secondly Santana is one of my best friends and I love her as though she were my own sister. However, that does not mean I want my son dating her daughter."

"I still don't get why you don't want Isaac to date her."

"Do you remember Santana when she was their age in high school Noah?"

"Which part of her?" He smirked reminiscing about the girl he once knew, "Ow!" Puck rubbed the back of his head where his wife had just hit him

"That's my point exactly Noah. Santana was not what you would call a 'good girl' in high school. Instead of setting goals and high expectations she spent her nights with a random individual female or male in a sexual capacity."

"Sweetheart you were the only one in high school not having sex. Trust me I know."

"Well if you keep talking the way you are right now you'll get to relive the days when you didn't get to experience intimacy with me Noah." She patted him on the arm before moving past him and heading to the stairs

"So I guess now isn't the time to tell mom that Maria and I are engaged?" Isaac asked coming out of his hiding place in the kitchen

"No probably not bud." The father hesitated for a moments before his eyes grew wide, "Please tell me you didn't set your relationship status to engaged on your damn Facebook."

"I…"

"Ahhhh!"

"Well I guess that answered my question."