"Rach I love you."
"Noah I love you too and that is never going to be disputed. In fact your continuous displays of public affection have done nothing but further convince me."
"Okay then why I am in trouble?"
"Why do you automatically assume the worst? Isn't it entirely within reason that a girl would want to spend time with her boyfriend?"
"Oh that's not the problem. The problem is I know you."
"I find that extremely offensive. And further more what do you mean by that statement? Are you insinuating that I am forming some sort of plot? Because I…"
"Baby you could save us a lot of time if you would just tell me."
"I want to assist Quinn in her quest to become the next Mrs. Schuester."
"Really? Really Rach that's what you want?"
"Yes Noah that's what I wanted and while I understand if you don't share my motivation or passion let me just say that their time as a secret couple has unveiled a different side to Quinn, one that I actually enjoy being around and spending time with."
"Is it gonna make you happy?"
"What?"
"Is it gonna make you happy?"
"Yes Noah it would bring me extreme pleasure to see the two of them further cement their love and dedication."
"Alright, I'm in."
"Yay! And don't worry Noah I will make sure that it is worth your time. You will be rewarded for your assistance."
"Does that mean we're gonna make-out?"
"Yes Noah that's what that means."
"Can I…."
"Over the shirt only Noah, last time you left hickeys when I gave you the go ahead."
"And its times like this I fall a little more in love with you."
