Disclaimer: I do not own anything dealing with WWE or any song lyrics that is used as a muse. I also do not own the rights to any products or persons mentioned in the story as well.

Warning: There is harsh language and adult themes as well as Slash between some of the characters (mostly M/M). There might be some male pregnancy.

A/N: The holiday season is upon us. I hope you guys will enjoy all the lovely stories that I'll put out to enjoy this season and to keep myself sane.

Candy Canes

There they sat as they sucked, licked, and nibbled on their candy canes. Mike sat in Cena's lap and read the magazine the larger star was reading. Randy had Kofi in his lap and he watched as the African played on his Nintendo DS. Evan was in Alex's lap and they went over Alex's music lists on his iPod. Heath sat on the ground head on Alex's knee and his eyes slightly closed.

Mike pulled his candy cane out of his mouth and licked the length.

"Enjoying that?" Randy asked.

Mike grinned and took Randy's candy from him. "You tell me." He pushed his cane into the Viper's mouth.

"Strawberry," Randy purred.

"Pina Colada," Mike replied. "Never pegged you for that kind of guy, Randy."

"There's lots that you don't know about him," Morrison said as he sauntered over. He sat on the armrest that Cena was using. He smacked his lips after he sucked on his candy for awhile.

"What kind do you have?" Kofi asked.

"Open your mouth," Morrison said.

Kofi did so and leaned forward. Morrison did so as well. He trailed his stick across Kofi's lips and over his tongue.

"Hm...cinnamon.," Kofi said with a smile.

Alex leaned over and licked Kofi's stick. He whirled his tongue over the top. "Chocolate mint...delicious."

"Mine changes colors," Evan stated as he flashed his tongue and candy.

"Nice," Cena replied.

Heath sighed and suckled his cane.

"He's out to the world," Mike said.

"He'll be fine," Randy replied.

JoMo took Cena's cane out of his mouth. He licked and sucked the cane. "Apple."

"I love apples," Cena stated and took JoMo's candy for himself.

So they enjoyed their candy pleasures much to the dismay of their counterparts. On the opposite side of the room, Steve Austin, Mark Calaway, and Glenn Jacobs sat on the couch with Jack Swagger perching on the right armrest and Zeke on the left. Mason Ryan and Batista leaned on the wall beside Jack. Dwayne Johnson sat in a chair, eyes on the boys. Each man had a scowl on their faces. Steve shifted to get comfortable from his growing problem. Mark had his arms folded over his chest while Glenn bit into his thumb nail. Jack's right eye twitched while Zeke shook his head. Both Batista and Mason were tense. Dwayne's left knee bounced as he tried to keep calm.

Heath woke up with a start.

"What's wrong, Heath?" Evan asked.

The ginger yawned and stretched. He looked lovingly up at the sprite. "I thought someone stole my candy cane."

The others chuckled.

"Has anyone seen Justin?" he asked.

They shook their heads.

Heath stared at his cane and smirked. He bobbed his head a bit and came up. He whirled his tongue around the top and suckled the cane once more. He got comfortable on his man pillow. Alex ran his fingers through the ginger's hair. Heath purred and settled down.

"Who the fuck decided it was good idea to give them candy canes?" Steve asked.

"Once I get my hands on them..." Glenn growled.

"Someone's going to get their candied asses kicked," Dwayne spat.

"Hey, guys!" Justin greeted as he walked into the room. "Look at what I got." He showed them his candy cane.

"Damnit!" quietly came from Zeke.

"What flavor is it?" Evan asked.

"Cotton candy," the South African replied.

He made his way to Heath. The ginger smiled and sat up straight. He gathered his friend into his arms and they nuzzled into the crooks of each others' necks.

Zeke groaned and rubbed his forehead.

Steve patted his shoulder. "It's okay. It'll be all right."

...

Hornswoggle wandered the hallways with a smile on his face. He was dressed in an elf's costume.

"There you are," Jeff said with smile. He too was dressed the same way but wore a skirt. "Did you give them my presents?"

The little man nodded.

"Did they like it?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"Jeff, what are you doing?" Hunter asked as he walked over.

"Nothing, sweetie," Jeff replied looking as innocent as he could.

Hornswoggle shook his head.

Hunter looked from one man to the other. He folded his arms over his massive chest. "I don't know if I should believe you."

"Sweetie? Why do you think the worst of me?" Jeff pouted.

The little man pouted as well.

"I don't think the worst," Hunter replied. "I just fear for you life."

Jeff smiled. "I'm not doing anything bad...I promise."

Hornswoggle held up three fingers for scout's honor.

Hunter finally nodded and kissed the top of Jeff's head. "Stay out of trouble...the both of you." With that, he walked away.

Jeff watched as he boyfriend disappeared down the halls. He turned to Hornswoggle. "Let's go spread some more holiday cheer."

The little man smiled broadly and nodded. He followed the Charismatic Enigma to their next destination.