Don't worry, I'll get arount to twilight Truth or Dare this week, but I needed to do this!

I own nothing!

Breaking Dawn Trailer Parody

Girl Walking:

*Bad Romance plays in background* (Where it's like 'walk walk fashion baby')

Aro opening invitation:

Aro: Oh look! Bella's having a baby!

Charlie sitting at table:

Charlie: I is gonna kill that gurl!

Words:

In seven and a half months...

Jacob storming out of house:

Billy: Wait!

Jacob: NO! I love that baby... with all my half human heart!

Billy: What the hell is wrong with all these chillens (children)?

*Picks up card that says:

You are invited to the baby shower of Edward and Bella's daughter Renesmee Carlie Cullen*

Words:

You are NOT invited...

People standing up:

Mike: Damn Bella's fat!

Jessica: She's pregnant dumbass!

Words:

To this Bitch's baby shower...

Bella walking:

*People gagging*

Words:

Cause she's not sure whose it is!

Bella looking at Edward:

Bella: I'm not sure if it's yours.

Words:

From that book that no one can stand

Edward:

No measure of time without you can be long enough, but we will start with a day and work our way up.

Words:

Never

Ed and B making out:

Ed: Thanks for giving me mouth to mouth recesitation. That's why you don't eat and talk at the same time.

Words:

Just kidding, you know thet'll be together because Stephenie Meyer is Walt Disney's reincarnate.

Bella rubbing belly:

Bella: Damn! I shoud really cut back on the doughnuts!

The Twilight Saga:

Breaking Dawn

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