Don't worry, I'll get arount to twilight Truth or Dare this week, but I needed to do this!
I own nothing!
Breaking Dawn Trailer Parody
Girl Walking:
*Bad Romance plays in background* (Where it's like 'walk walk fashion baby')
Aro opening invitation:
Aro: Oh look! Bella's having a baby!
Charlie sitting at table:
Charlie: I is gonna kill that gurl!
Words:
In seven and a half months...
Jacob storming out of house:
Billy: Wait!
Jacob: NO! I love that baby... with all my half human heart!
Billy: What the hell is wrong with all these chillens (children)?
*Picks up card that says:
You are invited to the baby shower of Edward and Bella's daughter Renesmee Carlie Cullen*
Words:
You are NOT invited...
People standing up:
Mike: Damn Bella's fat!
Jessica: She's pregnant dumbass!
Words:
To this Bitch's baby shower...
Bella walking:
*People gagging*
Words:
Cause she's not sure whose it is!
Bella looking at Edward:
Bella: I'm not sure if it's yours.
Words:
From that book that no one can stand
Edward:
No measure of time without you can be long enough, but we will start with a day and work our way up.
Words:
Never
Ed and B making out:
Ed: Thanks for giving me mouth to mouth recesitation. That's why you don't eat and talk at the same time.
Words:
Just kidding, you know thet'll be together because Stephenie Meyer is Walt Disney's reincarnate.
Bella rubbing belly:
Bella: Damn! I shoud really cut back on the doughnuts!
The Twilight Saga:
Breaking Dawn
_Part 1_
