Pikachu and Piplup's Weird Adventures - A Crackfic Made by Pikachu645.
A/N: What is a crackfic? a fic based on an extremely implausible premise; a fic disregarding logic and many or all fandom rules. This is going to be my Side-Fanfiction beside from A Dream Come True. I am writing badly on purpose. Enjoy!
Ch 1 - Pokemart and Pokeballs
pikachu went to da pokemart and buy the pokeball to catch the wurmple. then, pokemart guy tell pikachu why you catching pokemon if u are a pokemon.
Ch 2 - Popcorn Fingers
piplup went to the pokemon center. she bit off someone's finger.
"i like popcorn." said piplup.
Ch 3 - Chicken Bumping 101 - Taxi Piplup + Pikachu Deluxe Version
piplup and pikachu are walking down the street. suddenly a taxi bumps them.
"hay, why u go and hurt us?" said pikachu.
"because I thought you were a chicken!" said the driver.
"lolwut?" pikachu and piplup said.
Ch 4 - Popcorn and Chocolate Milk
piplup went to home and ate popcorn. half of the way through the popcorn, she said "chocolate milk". she went to get some and said "why does this milk taste like chocolate?".
Ch 5 - Ass Kicking Paradox
piplup kicked pikachu's ass.
"ow!" said piplup.
"wait, i'm supposed to say ow!" said pikachu.
"that was a false statement." said piplup.
Ch 6 - Dansen
DANSEN TIEM!
*cue annoying song*
"yeeeaaaahhh!" shouted piplup.
piplup and pikachu danced until the sunrise.
"ugh." they said from lack of sleep.
Ch 7 - Screw the Fourth Wall
"why aren't we in pmd world?" said piplup.
"because the author put us in this modern place." said pikachu.
"pikachu?" said piplup.
"what?" said pikachu.
"you just broke the fourth wall!" said piplup.
Ch 8 - Waiting for the End
"i hate this crackfic. i want it to end." said pikachu.
"-insert waiting for the end song-" said piplup.
"aww crap! you just broke a fanfiction dot net rule! no referencing songs!" said pikachu.
"i'm sorry, fanfiction dot net." said piplup.
Ch 9 - A Corny Tepig Joke
"hey, piplup?" said pikachu.
piplup responded with a "what?"
"why is tepig so popular?" said pikachu.
insert hesitation here.
"because he's "the pig"!" said pikachu.
"wow, pikachu, just wow." said piplup.
Ch 10 - Waffles
"do you like waffles?" said piplup.
"yeah we like waffles." said pikachu.
"do you like french toast?" said piplup.
"HECK NO!" said pikachu.
"you ruined it." said piplup.
pikachu made an i don't care face.
A/N: Everything else is correct except for some of the spelling and the capitalization. Lol. 10 "chapters" per "Chapter".
