Forward: It is time once again for my annual "Fracturing Of The Carols". I hope I ruined a bunch more of your Christmas favorites this year.

Disclaimer: All characters of Kim Possible are own by Disney and Mr. Bob and Mr. Mark ( Come on guy! Let me have Shego under my tree this year..please?) All other characters, vagabonds, thugs, geeks, lawyers, carpitbaggers, scalliwaggs and those annoying bell ringers are property of their respective authors ( And they know who they are. Baa humbug! ). Me no profit, me have fun. Celebrity cheap shots and name brand product are fair game in my crosshairs ( And I don't make any money off them ether..darn!). The song in this chapter is done to the tune " My Favorite Things" by Julie Andrews from the movie " The Sound of Music".

A/N: At this time I would like to say thank-you to the whole kimmuity for all your support and prayers during my time in need when my mother was in the hospital during her by-pass surgery. She is doing well now in a near by nursing home and getting better all the time. You people are truly my second family and I wish I could give each and every one of you a big hug and wish you the best Christmas ever. Thank-you everybody.

My Favorite Schemes

Merry Christmas and welcome everybody to my third installment of " Carolling With The Captain".

The Kimmunity writers are all here as well as the whole KP gang getting drunk off there asssss you see now it is time now for our first song this evening. So grab yourself a cup of Drakken's coco moo or a cup of James P's eggnog and lets get this party started. Our first carol is by Drakken, Shego, Monkeyfist, Motor Ed, Professor Dementor and Duff Killigan. Better known as The Karaoke Night Christmas Choir. Hit it band!

( Drakken):

Singing my rap song and doing karaoke

Modifying my remote and making PB stickies

Having Cousin Ed build me a doomvee machine.

These are a few of my favorite schemes

( Monkeyfist):

My monkey minons and the tempus simius

And finding the Yono which I raise a big fuss

The lotus blade glow blue with it's bright beam

These are a few of my favorite schemes

( Shego):

Green and black catsuits and stealing some bank's loot

And beating up Kimmie that really exhilarate me

Going on a vacation leaving Drakken to scream

These are a few of my favorite schemes

( Choir):

When Kim gives lip

When the buffoon trips

It ruins the plans of our favorite schemes

And then we feel oh so sad

( Motor Ed):

Building a hot rod and combing my mullet

Stealing some good tools and Green is a hot chic

Got Alaskan cruise on my big list of things

These are a few of my favorite schemes

( Professor Dementor):

Stealing Kim's power suit and having hot coco

Giant mutant weiner dogs attack in the cold snow

My bondo balls make you stick to everything

These are a few of my favorite schemes

( Duff Killigan):

Exploding golf balls and growing grass in Japan

My dear auntie's haggis and my Killigan's island

If I beat Tiger Woods that would make me want to sing

These are a few of my favorite schemes

( Choir):

When the lair blows

When the henchmen go

It ruins the plans of our favorite schemes

And then we feel oh so sad

A/N: We wish you a merry flaming, we wish you a merry flaming ..oh hi again. Well you all know what time it is again. You don't? Well ..I'll tell you then. It is time to " Flame The Captain". So send in those reviews or old gingerbread houses for my molerat " Habitat For Humanity" project and again as always we thank-you for your support...Happy Holidays !