I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario part 2

Just remember these are only jokes. Don't take me seriously.

Mario Mario? Hmmmm…..I wonder what Mario's parents were like?

In a hospital. A woman is giving birth.

"Congratulations, Mrs Mario!" cheered the doctor. "It's a boy! Despite all that crack you smoked in the past. He's a healthy boy!"

Mrs Mario shredded a tear in happiness. "Aw he's so cute! I wonder what I'll name him." She said.

Mr Mario entered the room. "I'm here! Where's the baby?"

Mrs Mario giggled. "Right here. Hello dear, you're wearing your shirt backwards and your underwear over your trousers again."

Mr Mario looked at Mrs Mario's face and pointed "And I see you haven't found a way to stop your drooling habit. Honestly people think we're such idiots, I wish we could prove we do have brain cells. We may both take drugs but we've still got brains!" He raised down his hand.

Mrs Mario looked down at their newborn baby. "What do you wanna name him?"

A thought balloon goes over Mr and Mrs Mario's heads. They are both clueless.

Suddenly Mrs Mario finally thought of something. "Oh I know a name for him. How about Mario?"

"That's our last name dear." Mr Mario frowned

Mrs Mario shrugged. "Aww...let's give him the name anyway. This thinking is killing me."

Imagine Mario in school. Mario would have been bullied a lot. Plus there's this.

The teacher got ready to take roll call. "I'd like to take role call please." He said looked at a sheet of paper on a clipboard. "Andrew Henderson?"

"Here!" Andrew shouted.

The Teacher looked back at his clipboard "Susie Todd?"

"Here!" Susie shouted.

The teacher looked back at his clipboard again. "Mario Mario?"

At this point some students turn and give Mario a strange look.

Mario raised his hand. "Here!" he shouted. He then thought "Every frickin…morning they stare at me, I get how I have a weird name, Get over it! I bet I get bullied again at recess."

The teacher continued "Luigi Mario? Is Luigi Mario here today?"

More students turn to stare at Mario and then Luigi. Mario groaned.

Imagine this scene. Mario tries to check into a hotel room.

Mario walked up the receptionist. "I'd like a hotel room for the night please."

"Full name please?" asked the receptionist

"Mario Mario." Mario answered

The receptionist frowned. "Sir, seriously what's your full name?"

Mario began to get angry "I am serious! It's Mario Mario. I'm really tired, do you really think I'd be joking?"

The Receptionist pointed to the door. "Until you take this seriously, you can just leave."

"Goddamnit!" Mario sulked.

And that continues my reason why I don't believe Mario's last name is Mario. Mario brothers, really how uncreative can Nintendo be?

Why not the Rosso brothers? Or the Vinichi brothers? If I ever meet Shigeru Miyamoto, this'll be the first question I ask him.

Why is Mario's name Mario Mario?