"Zombies!"
Zombies?"
"Yeah man Zombies!"
"right... zombies."
"I'm telling you man! They're coming man!... and when they come i'm gonna be ready!"
Thats me and my best friend talking. We"ve been best friends for so long it's hard to remember when we first met.
The first thing i'll tell you about my best friend is one word that'll explain it all.
"Zombies."
Okay so to you it means nothing to you, but to me? well, it makes perfect sense. She's a total Wack-Job, always telling me how Zombies are coming and that when they do she'll be ready.
"How'd this conversation start off again?" I never seem to be able to remember stuff like that.
"I don't know.?" was her only reply. Her names Grace but i call her Gracy.
"Ok but if zombies are coming than Barbies are too. Only to take over the world." I have a fright of Barbies.
"I can't believe your still scared of barbies, Sheesh!"
"Have you seen the things they're strait out of a Horror Film!" When you get me on the topic of Barbies, I kinda usually start ranting... and yelling... and every once in a Blue Moon i'll start to throw stuff.
"I mean Barbies? Reasonable, but zombies...? You could out run them easily, and kill them. Detatch the head or destroy the brain. If your going to be scared of them it should be when they can run!"
The whole while i've been pacing and Gracy's been still. I calm down reasonably quick and we're back ta lazy mode. It's the beggining of summer vacation just when school's ended,
and I have a feeling this summers going to be crazy.
'Ring...ring...ring...beep'
"Yeah? oh hi mum."
"You know you shouldn't answer your phone like that"
"Sorry ma."
"Anyway it's time for you to come home sweet heart."
"kay"
"I'll send your brother."
"bye love ya"
"Love you too Grace."
Her head turns toward me. ' Beep'
"Gotta go, my big brother's gonna pick me up." I make a two fingered salute and shout "AYE, AYE! CAPTAIN GRACY!"
With some kind of un-known accent than march down the stairs, out the door and sit down on the curb.
"IN THE CITY THE MIGHTY CITY, GRACY KILLES SOME ZOMBIES!! AWUMBAWAY... AWOOOOOO...I DON'T KNOW THE REST OF THE SONG!!!!"
After my lovely, long thought out song that for a reason un-known to me holds an un-canny resemblince to something Tamone and Pumba sing in The Lion King there's nothing to hear but the chirping of crickets. We hear a car coming it's not Danny's (Gracy's older Bro) Though it reminds me of something...
Hmmmmmm... Now i remember what the stupid car reminds me of.
"Holy crap it's Barbie's car we gotta hide or they'll take us!"
"Dude... calm down." The car stops in front of us and out step to beautiful women.
"Hi girls." gotta go get help my eyes dart around but everything seems to be hopeless too me. Well exept Gracy, but she also used to feel sorry for our barbie dolls when i nailed them to a log and tore apart there limbs,
in other words... she wasn't mentally stable. my eyes flashed back to the two women.
"sorry but your coming with us."
oh I'm so giving gracy a load of bull when this is over.
i look over at gracy and just before i black out whisper
"i told ya' so."
