Disclaimer: I don't own FMA. Arakawa-sensei does.

This is what happens when you put 3 crazy homunculi fangirls hyped up on sugar in a room together. Here's the stats, Me Wrath, Yomi Greed/Envy, Yomi's sister Sloth (MOMMY!! -glomps-) Anyway enjoy. Oh yeah and one other thing, don' be surprised if the chracters have some major OOC moments. might be in the later chpaters, after all this is just homunculus rambles fic. LOL.


It's a typical day at the Homunculus hide out. Lust and Gluttony were out, as usual, Envy was...god knows where, Pride was doing his usual duties, and Dante was out at the moment. As for Sloth, Greed and Wrath, well let's just say they were 'bonding'.

"Get away from me you fricken brat!!" Greed ran around the library with a sugar high Wrath following, laughing like a madman. Sloth simply turned the page of a book she was reading while stating simply: "Well it's your fault for giving him candy." Greed stopped for a moment looking over at her.

"When did you get here-AAGH!!" Wrath tackled him to the ground while he said this.

"TAG!! YOU'RE IT!!" Wrath yelled. Of course he never let go, causing Greed to flail around helplessly to get away. Sloth looked over d sighed.

"Wrath dear, let go of Greed." She said.

"But, But, But, But, But he's my friend!!" Wrath whined.

"What the hell gave you that idea?" Greed snapped.

"You mean you're not my friend?" Wrath asked getting all teary-eyed.

"NO!" Greed snapped, yet again. Wrath let of Greed after he said this and stared at him for a moment before falling to the ground and crying his eyes out. Greed stared at him for a moment trying to figure out what to do next.

"Very nice Greed." Sloth said turning back to her book.

"I didn't mean to make him cry!" Greed yelled, "Come on Sloth, what do I do now?!"

"You should either apoligize or cover your ears." Greed cringed laightly beore turning to Wrath.

"Look kid, I'm sorry ok...I guess I can be your friend." Wrath instantly stopped crying.

"YAY!!" He yelled jumping on greed and knocking him down again. Just then though, -BANG-

"WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!?"

"Oh hi Envy, didn't know you wer here." Sloth said looking up again. Envy had just burst into the library the moment Wrath had tackled Greed. Both of them looked up when Envy walked in...and Wrath's smile grew even wider.

"Hey Big Brother wanna play with us?! We're Playing Horsie!!" Wrath yelled.

"What?! I thought we were playing tag!!" Greed yelled.

"Not anymore!" Wrath yelled. Envy just stood there wide-eyed.

"Uh...Big...Brother...?" He muttered before turning around and walking back out the library, "Not. Interested." He snapped. Wrath looked at him in shock.

"What?...No Big Brother come back!!" He yelled getting up and running after him.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!!" Envy ran at high speed to get away from Wrath, with Wrath hot on his heals. Greed and Sloth just sat there staring at the door way.

"Well that was..." Greed started.

"Interesting?" Sloth asked.

"Yup." Greed said.

Like we said at the beginning, A typical day at the Homunculus hide out.


Cherry: INSTALMENT #1, COMPLETE!!

Yomi: lol!! SUGAR IS AWSOME!!

Yomi's sister: -slaps cherry head- I HAVE A NAME YOU KNOW!! It's Bot!!

Yomi and Cherry: Bot?

Cherry: ...Interesting.

All three: R&R PLEASE!!