The Legend Killer

Who is this pompous moron

That stands before us all?

We called out for a champion

But this answered our call

He takes the reins as 'spearhead'

And challenges our strong

He thinks he is impressive

But he is in the wrong

The Legend Killer strikes with ease

Totaling his foes

Without remorse he maims them

But these men are our heroes!

One by one, inch by inch

He crawls up to the top

Annihilating all of them

When will this carnage stop?

We call out for a savior

To save us from this brute

We prepare some shining armor

But who will wear the suit?

We fear that there is no one

And no one will step up

To overthrow the villain

With whom we've had enough

He's fought with every winner

And challenged every man

He's killed off every legend

As just The Legend Killer can

But then out of the woodworks

Our savior has returned

We called for him to save us

He'll save us, be assured

His name is of no consequence

But we shall call him hope

He's made a second coming

To save us from this dope

We still await the day, though

When hope will o'ercome hate

We're certain it will happen

It is our savior's fate

For The Legend Killer's finished

He thought that he had won

Thought he'd met all rivals

But he is far from done

Though hate may be quite potent

And hate consumes us all

We called out for a warrior

And hope returned our call

For hope is ever fearless

Hope needn't any names

He'll get you, Legend Killer

He isn't playing games

So love it while it's lasting

The time will not be long

Before you rein has ended

And the Legend Killer's gone.