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This is a birthday fan fiction for Ulquiorra! I know its late, but I didn't have the time until now….gomen ne! Its short, but I feel its straight to the point.

My Wonderful Cake-Filled Birthday

It was December 1st, and Ulquiorra's birthday. He always detested this day, for people always burst into useless song and spewed retarded 'Happy Birthdays' toward him, as well as shoving store-bought cupcakes towards his forever frowning mouth. . His girlfriend, Orihime, knew this cumbersome fact. All day she had been trying all she could to make him happy, but NNNOOOOO, he had to be a stubborn brat who always had to ruin things.

"Ulquiorra, just eat the darn cake!" Orihime exclaimed, pushing a fork loaded with German chocolate cake towards his lips. Ulquiorra tightened his lips to keep the sweet cake out of his mouth.

'Does this woman ever give up?' Ulquiorra thought. Apparently not. She now held up a pair of prongs to pry his mouth open and stick the cake in there. Realizing resisting was futile, Ulquiorra opened his mouth and Orihime plopped the cake in.

"Is it good?" asked Orihime, as she watched Ulquiorra chew slowly. He chewed a bit more, and swallowed, and made a small grunt to acknowledge that the cake was good. Orihime sighed, considering she had to remake the cake about ten times after she had gotten side-tracked and added things of her weird "tastes".

"Its pleasant to the palate, onna," Ulquiorra said. Upon hearing that, Orihime stuck about ten forkfuls worth of cake onto the fork and plopped it into Ulquiorra's open mouth. She laughed upon finding his chipmunk cheeks swollen with the chocolaty substance known as cake. He looked adorable, just like Theodore from Alvin and the Chipmunks. Ulquiorra softened his annoyed gaze upon hearing her laughter. He couldn't ignore her any longer. She tried her hardest to give a great cake for him and him only, and he couldn't let that go by her unnoticed.

"Would you like some more?" asked Orihime. Ulquiorra shook his head and instead took Orihime into his arms and hugged her lightly.

"Thank you for the cake."

"Um, no problem, Ulquiorra!"

"…"

"Ano, why the thanks?"

"For giving me a wonderful cake-filled birthday," Ulquiorra replied. As long as Orihime was there with him for the rest of his birthdays, he would no longer have to resent them.