This is a parody that I came up with after oing to an anime convention, and had to resist glomping a Sephiroth cosplayer. ;+; Besides we all know we want to attack Sephiroth with a hug. Oh if the cannons seem ooc it is because I am writing them how I see it. This is also more of a parody then a romance, so yeah. OH! Right disclamer.

Disclamer: I do not own ff7, or the ff7 world, or Milly. If I did then Sephiroth would have killed Cloud, and stuff.

A young, green, messy, pigtailed style hair young woman. Of the young age of sixteen. Dressed in a moogle hat, a thick pair of black plastic glasses, with a pair of jean shorts,and a white t-shirt with a devil smiley face on her chest. Sat infront of her computer searching the internet for new hair styles, and a new hair color. The female was obsessed with changing her hair color, and style. She had done this so much she didn't rember what her natural hair color was. Yes she had every color of the rainbow in her hair. Her hair styles went from short, to long, to mid length, chopy, and so on. Ah the wonder of hair extentions.

The name of this strange girl is Dren, but she prefers to be called Renny. If you call her anything but that she often attacks said person with the nearest sharp object she can find. That, or she throws things at the person. She will also atempt to drive that person insane, with her annoyingness. Either one works, and sometimes gets the job done, some more then others.

The female continued cliking on the pictures, staring at one ofthe models who was sporting a cute little pixie cut. Leaning her face closer to the screen, causing her glasses to fall off, and on to the top of her lips. Pushing her glasses back on to her nose, as they had a habbit of falling off. The young woman blamed the tooth faire, and the easterbunny for her glasses hating her. The two most evil of all creatures were to blame. Renny continued searching through the hairstyles, looking for the perfect one. Saddly she had already had all of the ones she was curently looking at. Letting out a extreamly fustrated sigh, as she began throwing things at the computer screen. The poor computer took the abuse, and soon got it's revenge. The screen froze, turned black, then to the blue screen of death! This caused the teenager to shout profanities at it, while punching the screen. Her attack on the compter was quickly ended when she heard her phone rang, and pain shot through her fist.

Glancing at the name of her friend Milly, before answering it. It turned out Milly was having trouble with her computer as well. "THIS DAMN THING WONT WORK! I SWEAR I HATE COMPUTERS, AND THIER EVILNESS!" The female had to hold her phone two feet from her ear to keep from turning deaf, as her friend began yelling at her, and her computer at the same time. When Milly's rant was over, Renny began her own rant. You see the two friends enjoyed rants, complaining, and the ocasional paintball fight. So this was the perfect excusse to rant.

Mumbling a few more choice words, as the screen was now white, and swirling. "I think my computer screen is possed by an angery chicken, or something." He voice was confused, and an confused expresion apeared on her face. Raising an eyebrow, as she poked the screen. Which anynormal person wouldn't. A normal person would have turned it off, and called someone to fix it. Well Renny was far from normal. When she went to pull back her finger it became stuck. Her hand soon began to get sucked in to the screen, and then her whole arm. Renny soon freaked out, thre her phone, and began pulling her arm. This only made her get sucked in to it faster, just like quick sand. Shoting oh god over, and over as soon both of her arms were sucked in to the white swirlyness of the screen. Soon she was pulled in to the screen, she began falling in a mix of greens, blues, and white collored lights. Before passing out she began to hear a mix of voices. Both young, and old, deep accents, and muffled nosies. It was just like she was passing in to a white lite at the end of the tunnel. Then the darkness of her eye lids.

The young, green haired, woman woke up to a painful landing on what seemed to be lab floor. Then pain shot threw her once again as the blone haired Milly fell on top of her. Letting out a loud groan, as she tried to roll over, and push the blonde off of her. After a few atempts to get her friend off of her, all of which failed. The blonde was knocked out, and even with her small form she was heavy. Taking a deep breath, and holding it causing her cheeks to puff out. Before letting out a loud scream to wake up her friend. Saddly for Renny, Milly was a deep slepper. However her scream reached the ears scientist, and a man in leather, with long silver hair. Who rushed in the room, except for the silver haired man, who walked calmly. The female instantly reconised the silver haired man. Although she couldn't rember if his name was Sesshomaru, or Sephiroth. A blank look apeared on her face, as she keept trying to rember his name. "Hmm this is going to bug me. OH RIGHT! It is Spehiroth!" A large grin apeared on her lips, and quickly vanished as a sword was pointed at her throat. Feeling her face pale, she the silver haired male glared daggers at her. If looks could kill she would be dead. Then again if her dieing seeing Sephiroth, then her life spent on the computer, and playing video games was so worth it. "Give me one reason I shouldn't kill you."

Upon hearing Sephiroths voice, the girl had to stop her self from swooning. Although the sword that was now barely pokeing her throat, causing a small amount of blood drip down her neck. Quickly thinking of a reason, she ended up saying something extreamly stupid, and extreamly fast. Well that wasn't anything new for her, but still. "Umm because I would haunt you like Napa haunts Vegeta in dragonball z abridged. Oh, and because I am now traped in a video game, with an extreamly smexy man about to slit my throat. Wait can I try that again?" Her words were rushed, and came out extreamly fast. Making it hard for herself to understand what she said. Unfortuantly for her, the male understood exactly what she said.

Sephiroth narrowed his eyes at the green haired woman, and the sleeping blonde. The green haired one didn't seem that smart, and looked compleatly useless. It made him wonder how these two managed to get past the Soldiers, and security. Prehapes that were smarter then they looked. Yet he doubted it, the females were loud, even the snoring that blonde one made could be heard through out the building. How was it that they even made it to the front door, they should have been stoped. Making a mental note to punish who ever they sliped past. Sephiroth couldn't have any of his men slacking off.

The silver haired male sent the green haired one a death glare, it wasn't a surprise that she knew his name. Nearly everyone did. Narrowing his eyes, making his glare even more deadly. In a low, deep, emotionless voice he gave the females one chance so he wouldn't kill them. "Give me one reason I shouldn't kill you." Seeing the green haired female pale, he had to stop himself from smirking. This was going to very easy.

As the green haired one began talking at an extreamly fast rate, that any normal human wouldn't be able to understand. Luckily for him he wasn't a normal human, and could easily hear her. It was what she said the confused him, even if it didn't show on his face. Pressing his masamune deeper in to the gilrs neck, causing even more blood to drip down. He wanted answers, and he will get them. Sheathing his sword, as he turned to the scientist, and a few of his men who had just shown up. Walking over to the only first class SOLDIER in the room named Zack Fair. "I want to know how they got past the security. Where they are from, and why they broke in." His voice was still in it's emotionless tone. Walking past the men, stoping a few feet past them. Tilting his head back looking the SOLDIERS, mostly Zack in the eye. "And do not show them kindness." With that said he left the room. Passing the Scientist named Hojo who had just entered the room. Sending him a glare, befor disapearing down the hall.

Renny's eyes widened when she hear her video game crush tell them to interogate her, and to be crule to her. "Oh shit." Was the only thing that managed to escape her lips, as Milly, and herself were draged, blindfolded, hancuffed, and stick in two police styled interogation rooms. Except it was more like a cell, the walls were one sided windows, and there was only two chairs. Being roughly pushed by one of the gaurds in to on of the the chairs, caused her to snap at him, and biteing his hand. Which was extreamly stupid, as he smaked her across the face.