How to annoy Harry Potter
I own no part of harry potter
some of these ideas were thought of by others I just picked and chose some of the best and funniest ones
-tell him Ginny Weasley is to little and is probably not interested in him
-convince hermione to stop helping harry and ron with their homework
-tell him he must drop quittach and learn a more calm hobby like the art of origami
-Tell him the Slytherin common room has been destroyed and malfoy (along with all the other slytherins) have to sleep in the Gryffindoor common room
-Tell him that the whole "kill voldemort" thing is getting old
-Tell him his scar is ugly and would look better in the shape of a heart
-Get everone to call him Harry Pothead
-convince him that Ginny was kissing malfoy (draco)
-Ask him if he dies, can you date Ginny?
-Tell him how idiotic he was to not kill Voldemort in the beggining when he had a chance
-make his glasses hot pink and make it impossible to remove the colour
-make a really gushy valentines card and give to snape from "harry"
-When in potions class, force him to sit next to Malfoy. Then, randomly call out "group hug!" and enforce it.
-Accuse him of Bullying dear Dudley
-Whenever he enters a room bow down to him and kiss his feet. Then start telling everyone a poem you wrote about how harry is such a hero
-Turn his invisibility coat into invisibility bikini
-Tell him he was nominated for Witch weekley's "most charming smile award" but lost to snape
-kill Voledemort then walk into the Gryffindoor common room and say "that was easy"
