How to annoy Harry Potter

I own no part of harry potter

some of these ideas were thought of by others I just picked and chose some of the best and funniest ones

-tell him Ginny Weasley is to little and is probably not interested in him

-convince hermione to stop helping harry and ron with their homework

-tell him he must drop quittach and learn a more calm hobby like the art of origami

-Tell him the Slytherin common room has been destroyed and malfoy (along with all the other slytherins) have to sleep in the Gryffindoor common room

-Tell him that the whole "kill voldemort" thing is getting old

-Tell him his scar is ugly and would look better in the shape of a heart

-Get everone to call him Harry Pothead

-convince him that Ginny was kissing malfoy (draco)

-Ask him if he dies, can you date Ginny?

-Tell him how idiotic he was to not kill Voldemort in the beggining when he had a chance

-make his glasses hot pink and make it impossible to remove the colour

-make a really gushy valentines card and give to snape from "harry"

-When in potions class, force him to sit next to Malfoy. Then, randomly call out "group hug!" and enforce it.

-Accuse him of Bullying dear Dudley

-Whenever he enters a room bow down to him and kiss his feet. Then start telling everyone a poem you wrote about how harry is such a hero

-Turn his invisibility coat into invisibility bikini

-Tell him he was nominated for Witch weekley's "most charming smile award" but lost to snape

-kill Voledemort then walk into the Gryffindoor common room and say "that was easy"