Blind Date
Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail, I got some ideas for this fic from reading ParaTail Hotel. I thank SarahValeur-sama for writing that wonderful fic. And please spare me from the hate reviews, i know i'm a copycat, i'm aware that i'm not creative and English is my second language, sorry if it sucks
Kitty: Good day people, today we will be playing a game called blind date. Choose a pair that you like, and they will go on a date. Many other games like truth or dare will also be included, if you have any ideas for the game, I would really appreciate it. Thank you. Now, let us start with the characters. From Fairy Tail, give a big round of applause for…. Our favorite celestial mage, Lucy Heartphilia.
Lucy: *Comes in and waves to the audience*
Kitty: So, Lucy, how do you feel joining the game? Are you fully prepared with what is going to happen with you during the game? *evil smirk*
Lucy: I feel excited since our partners will be those handsome Blue Pegasus Trimens. I'm prepared to what's going to happen.
Kitty: We'll see about that, next we have the powerful and beautiful Titania, Erza Scarlet.
Erza: *Comes in wearing a bikini*
Kitty: Urm, Erza, why are you wearing a bikini in the middle of the town? *sweats drops*
Erza: Aren't we going to have a photo session right now?
Kitty: Okay, forget about that. Are you confident in winning the game?
Erza: Yes, I am.
Kitty: Umm *looks at card* ah yes, we have the water lady, Juvia and Ms. Bookworm, Levy.
Juvia and Levy: *walks in and stands besides Erza*
Kitty: How do you guys feel joining the game?
Juvia: I just hope Gray-sama doesn't watch this show, or else, he won't like me.
Kitty: Awww, don't worry, you'll meet him soon, what about you Levy?
Levy: Same here, or else I don't even want to know how Jet and Droy will react.
Kitty: Puh-lease, it's not like they're your boyfriend or anything. Hmm, next we the the drunkard, Cana and the cute Mirajane. Please tell, what do you expect from this blind date?
Cana: I just want to drink more
Kitty:*sweats drops* okay… what about you Mirajane?
Mira: I expect to find a good partner and get married.
Kitty: Great, I'm sure you'll find one Mira. Anyway, let's move on to the boys. First up, the infamous playboy of Fairy Tail, Loki.
Loki: *Comes in and winks at the crowd*
Lucy: WHAT? Loki is joining too?
Kitty: Yeah, why? You like him or something?
Lucy: N-no, of course not. *blushes*
Kitty: Anyway, Loki, who are you hoping to be your partner for the game?
Loki: Any girl if fine with me, even you are fine for me, darling.
Kitty: *Punches Loki in the face* oops, sorry, force of habit, that line was so cheesy it sent shivers down my spine. Anyway, let's move on to the next one, we have the stripper of Fairy Tail, Gray Fullbuster.
Gray: I don't strip dammit!
Juvia: Kyaaaa, Gray-sama is joining the game too.
Kitty: *looks at Gray* Gray, NEVER COME HERE WITH ONLY YOUR UNDERWEAR, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON. *throws baseball bat*. Since he's out for the count, let's go to the Blue Pegasus members. Please welcome, Hibiki, Eve, Ren and.. *smirks evilly* ICHIYA.
Erza: *spits the juice she was about to drink* D-did you say Ichiya? *shivers*
Kitty: Yup, I sure did.
Trimens: *comes in with cool poses*
Ichiya: Erza, your parfum still smells so good *sniffs near Erza*
Erza: *shivers* S-stay away from or I'll slice you in half *ex-quip sword*
Kitty: Since Ichiya is busy, then let's interview the Trimens shall we? *winks at audience*. So, why did you guys decide to join this game?
Hibiki: I thought this game might be fun, so I decided to join.
Eve: I thought I could find older women to date since I really like to date older women.
Ren: This game is just to use my time, since I'm free.
Kitty: Well, see you next time people. Choose your pairings. Next chapter will be hosted by me or my best buddy.
