An ordinary day in the Griffin house, the family getting ready to go to the park.

Lois: Is everyone ready?

Chris: I'm ready.

Lois: Chris go put some pants on.

Chris: Ok

Brian: That wasn't a good sight.

Peter: Hey Brian, you wanna wear your leash, yeah you wanna wear your leash. Wanna go for a walk in the park. Lets go. Lets go for a walk.

(Brian punches Peter)

Peter: Ah, ah, tsk, ah, ssss, ah, ah, tsk tsk, what the hell man, ah ah.

Lois: Peter, you deserved it.

Meg: Do you think I should wear these ear rings, or these ones.

Stewie: How about the ones that make you not look ugly. Oh wait there's nothing you could wear that'd make you not look ugly.

(Everyone laughs)

Meg: You guys suck.

Brian: It's to bad no guy will let you suck cause your so ugly.

(Everyone laughs harder)

Meg: That's it I'm not going.

Lois: Oh come on don't be a cry baby, go to the park with us.

Meg: Fine, but no more jokes.

(Everyone gets in car)

(Radio starts playing)

I got this ice box where my heart used to be, got this ice box where my heart used to be, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold, I'm so cold...

Peter: What the hell is this.

Stewie: I know, what the hell man, who was listening to that crap.

Chris: Sorry homies that was me fo shizzle.

Peter: Oh great not this again. Do you want me to hit you with a bat again.

Flashback

Chris: Yo homie what's up fo shizzle

Peter: Chris no cussing or I will have to hit you

Chris: Fo shizzle

Peter: That's It

(Peter hits Chris with baseball bat)

Peter: Hey...wake up sleepy head...oh damn I'm screwed...Umm Lois

Lois: Yes

(Peter hands Lois the baseball bat)

Peter: Oh my god you hit Chris, I'm calling child services.

Flashback ends

(Chris is silent)

Peter: Good boy.

(Peter turns radio knob)

Tom Tucker: And in local news a naked guy ran through the food store with a gun and killed 3 people.

Diane: Two of them died immediately, the other, a Mr. Cleveland was rushed to the local hospital.

Lois: Oh my god!!

Peter: I know, one of them survived. That's not very entertai...Oh my god did she say Cleveland.

Brian: My god that's terrible did they say who the shooter was?

Tom Tucker: Oh, I almost forgot. The shooter was identified as a Glenn Quagmire.

Peter: Hahahaha...he's got the same name as Quagmire isn't that funny. Wait a minute...you don't think Quagmire could've...

Lois: My god I thought they were over their fight.

Chris: Poor Cleveland

Stewie: God, Cleveland had to get in the way of a bullet and he's gone and ruined our day at the park.

Lois: Stewie, that's not nice.

Peter: Well he is right Lois. The day was ruined.

Meg: Now I'm going to miss my date.

Brian: Meg it's no time for jokes.

Meg: It's not a joke, his name is Jake.

Lois: Right, I'm sure you really had a date.

(camera zooms out and shows car driving towards hospital, and then zooms in on a guy sitting in the park)

Jake: Huh, I wonder where Meg is? Guess I should go home.

Me: How was it? Please R&R. Thanks. Next chapter will be submitted no later than March 3.