Our story begins in the Sinn-oh-no region with trainer Lotusblossom1287 and her totally awesome squirtle, Gottabesomebody.
Gottabesomebody: *GASP* *riffles through catalog* "This…and this…and this…"
Lotusblossom1287: "Uh… where did you even get that thing?"
Gottabesomebody: "Action replay."
Lotusblossom1287: "And… Where did you get that?"
Gottabesomebody: "Your life savings. By the way, you should get way more allowance that I can buy stuff with."
Lotusblossom1287: "OMG!!!!!!!!"
OUTSIDE THE CAFÉ CABIN…
Gottabesomebody: "This…and this…and this…"
Lotusblossom1287: *slams the door on the way out of the Café Cabin holding two Moomoo Milks* " They let you buy Moomoo Milks by the dozen but not in seconds?! I had to go through that ugly ladies' dialogue twice!"
Gottabesomebody: "This…and this…and this…"
Lotusblossom1287: "Are you still reading that catalog?"
G: "And this…and this…"
L: "Uh, G? G? Are you listening?"
G: "And this…and this…"
L: *sigh* *cracks open one of the Moomoo milks and takes a sip*
G: "OMG!!!!" *hithithithithithit*
L: "What the-? Ow! Stop hitting me!"
G: *hithithithithit*
L: "What?"
G: *hithithithithit*
L: "What?!"
G: *hithithithithit*
L: "OMG WHAT THE HECK IS IT?!?!"
G: "I…need…it…"
L: "Need what?"
G: *shoves catalog is L's face*
L: *reads*
CHATTER TM:
1,000,000,000,000 YEN
L: "G, I have a few concerns."
"Chatter isn't a TM.
It costs one trillion yen.
You, being the awesome yet misunderstood squirtle that you are, cannot learn Chatter."
G: "Whhhhhyyyyy?"
L: "Only Chatots can."
G: "Make me a Chatot! I wanna use Chatter!"
L: *mutters* "Trust me, you already can."
G: *gasp* "Does this mean… You like Chatots more then me?!"
L: "G, I don't even have a Chatot."
G: "One wants what one does not have."
L: "…What?"
G: *sob* "I can't believe you like Chatots more than me!!!!!!!!!"
L: "I don't even like Chatots. They creep me out, okay?"
Random Chatot: "Well you don't have to rub it in! Humph!" *leaves*
L: "………"
G: "I bet you enjoyed that."
L: "What? I don't like Chatots more then you!"
G: "Are you sure?"
L: "Yes."
G: "Promise?"
L: "Yes."
G: "Are you sure?"
L: "Yes."
G: "Do you promise?"
L: "Yes."
G: "So you promise that you're sure that you promise that you're sure that you don't like Chatots more than me?"
L: "Uh…wait…
G: "Gasp! Hesitation!"
L: "No! No! Yes, I promise!"
G: "Then buy me this." *shoves catalog in L's face (again)*
L: *reads*
CAPE: 250 CORRN BERRIES
L: "I don't have any Corrn berries."
G: "Yes."
L: "We need 250."
G: "Yes."
L: "You're going to make me grow some, aren't you?"
G: "Yes."
ONE SUPER AWESOME BERRY-GROWING MONTAGE LATER…
Sales Lady at Pick-a-Peck-of-Colors flower shop: " And… Here you go! One Cape!"
L: "Thanks!"
BACK OUTSIDE THE STORE…
G: "Yes! I'm SUPER G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
AND SO, OUR STORY ENDS WITH YET ANOTHER WEIRD HAPPY ENDIN-
G: "Wait a sec! We need to sing our incredibly irritating theme song!"
BADA BADA BADA!!!!!!!!!!
POKEMON! A WEIRD SERIES OF SPOOFS OF POKEMON!
AND WE'RE COMPLETE GOOFS WHO LIKE POKEMON!
POKEMON RULES!!!!!!!!
BADA BADA BADA!!!!!!!!
Yeah!
