Our story begins in the Sinn-oh-no region with trainer Lotusblossom1287 and her totally awesome squirtle, Gottabesomebody.

Gottabesomebody: *GASP* *riffles through catalog* "This…and this…and this…"

Lotusblossom1287: "Uh… where did you even get that thing?"

Gottabesomebody: "Action replay."

Lotusblossom1287: "And… Where did you get that?"

Gottabesomebody: "Your life savings. By the way, you should get way more allowance that I can buy stuff with."

Lotusblossom1287: "OMG!!!!!!!!"

OUTSIDE THE CAFÉ CABIN…

Gottabesomebody: "This…and this…and this…"

Lotusblossom1287: *slams the door on the way out of the Café Cabin holding two Moomoo Milks* " They let you buy Moomoo Milks by the dozen but not in seconds?! I had to go through that ugly ladies' dialogue twice!"

Gottabesomebody: "This…and this…and this…"

Lotusblossom1287: "Are you still reading that catalog?"

G: "And this…and this…"

L: "Uh, G? G? Are you listening?"

G: "And this…and this…"

L: *sigh* *cracks open one of the Moomoo milks and takes a sip*

G: "OMG!!!!" *hithithithithithit*

L: "What the-? Ow! Stop hitting me!"

G: *hithithithithit*

L: "What?"

G: *hithithithithit*

L: "What?!"

G: *hithithithithit*

L: "OMG WHAT THE HECK IS IT?!?!"

G: "I…need…it…"

L: "Need what?"

G: *shoves catalog is L's face*

L: *reads*

CHATTER TM:

1,000,000,000,000 YEN

L: "G, I have a few concerns."

"Chatter isn't a TM.

It costs one trillion yen.

You, being the awesome yet misunderstood squirtle that you are, cannot learn Chatter."

G: "Whhhhhyyyyy?"

L: "Only Chatots can."

G: "Make me a Chatot! I wanna use Chatter!"

L: *mutters* "Trust me, you already can."

G: *gasp* "Does this mean… You like Chatots more then me?!"

L: "G, I don't even have a Chatot."

G: "One wants what one does not have."

L: "…What?"

G: *sob* "I can't believe you like Chatots more than me!!!!!!!!!"

L: "I don't even like Chatots. They creep me out, okay?"

Random Chatot: "Well you don't have to rub it in! Humph!" *leaves*

L: "………"

G: "I bet you enjoyed that."

L: "What? I don't like Chatots more then you!"

G: "Are you sure?"

L: "Yes."

G: "Promise?"

L: "Yes."

G: "Are you sure?"

L: "Yes."

G: "Do you promise?"

L: "Yes."

G: "So you promise that you're sure that you promise that you're sure that you don't like Chatots more than me?"

L: "Uh…wait…

G: "Gasp! Hesitation!"

L: "No! No! Yes, I promise!"

G: "Then buy me this." *shoves catalog in L's face (again)*

L: *reads*

CAPE: 250 CORRN BERRIES

L: "I don't have any Corrn berries."

G: "Yes."

L: "We need 250."

G: "Yes."

L: "You're going to make me grow some, aren't you?"

G: "Yes."

ONE SUPER AWESOME BERRY-GROWING MONTAGE LATER…

Sales Lady at Pick-a-Peck-of-Colors flower shop: " And… Here you go! One Cape!"

L: "Thanks!"

BACK OUTSIDE THE STORE…

G: "Yes! I'm SUPER G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

AND SO, OUR STORY ENDS WITH YET ANOTHER WEIRD HAPPY ENDIN-

G: "Wait a sec! We need to sing our incredibly irritating theme song!"

BADA BADA BADA!!!!!!!!!!

POKEMON! A WEIRD SERIES OF SPOOFS OF POKEMON!

AND WE'RE COMPLETE GOOFS WHO LIKE POKEMON!

POKEMON RULES!!!!!!!!

BADA BADA BADA!!!!!!!!
Yeah!