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Klutz – Bella Cullen

VampSlayer – Edward Cullen

BigBear – Emmett Cullen

Shopaholic – Alice Cullen


Klutz logged on

VampSlayer logged on

Klutz – Hey Edward!

VampSlayer – Hi Bella.

Klutz – What's up with your username?

Klutz – ?

VampSlayer - I finished watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Klutz – oh

VampSlayer - :D

Shopaholic logged on

BigBear logged on

BigBear - HEYA BELLA. Edward. -nods slightly-

Shopaholic - Hi Guys!

Klutz - Hey Alice and Emmett. How was shopping?

BigBear - -runs into brick wall and breaks it-

Shopaholic - Emmett didn't really like it -throws death glare-

VampSlayer - EMMETT, BUFFY WAS AWESOME!!!1! I am so glad you told me about it!

BigBear - I know!!1! She like kicks ass!

Shopaholic - Emmett..Edward.. You watch Buffy??

VampSlayer - Yeah...

Shopaholic - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BigBear - Buffy is AWESOME SAUCE?!?!

Klutz - Awesome Sauce?

BigBear - Awesome Sauce - When something is awesomer than awesome, it is the awesome sauce. That movie was awesome sauce.

VampSlayer - Like Totally?!?!

Klutz - Eddie, are you going metro?

Shopaholic - -giggles-

BigBear - I'm bored with this convo, i'm going to play the 360

BigBear is away

BigBear's away message : Getting away from metro Edward.

VampSlayer - I AM NOT METRO

Klutz - But you said "Like Totally?!?!"

VampSlayer - So What?

Shopaholic - I'm still a rockstar

I got my rock moves

and I don't need you.

Klutz - Guess what?

I'm having more fun

and now that we're done

i'm gonna show you.

VampSlayer - You guys are so MEAN!?!?

VampSlayer logged off

Klutz - Edward has gone hunting, want to do GNO? Rose and Nessie will come over as well.

Shopaholic - Totally, be over in 5.

Klutz logged off

Shopaholic logged off