My, my, my…look at you. I'm surprised you clicked on this. Very surprised indeed. And what is more? You're probably not doing your homework aren't you? Not stimulated enough, hmmm? Or maybe you're just looking for that AkuRoku slash fanfic you read last night, seeing if that has been updated, yes? Well now, don't get me wrong…who doesn't love Kingdom Hearts? But seriously my absent-minded comrade, Out Of Character Sora is NOT going to make you any smarter!
Gothic Sora…the nerve of some people…
How about something different, my zombie friend. You look like a person who needs to learn, but rather read a crack fic instead. So let's skip the crack and get on with the learning. Yes there will be math, but you need it, right?
…I lost you with the math didn't I?
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….No…I'm not Vexen.
Let me cut to chase. Who am I? That's none of your damn business really, but I'm here to teach. I'm here to teach you, make you learn, and you are going to hate me! By the time these lessons are done with completely, your brain will no longer be mash. Your teachers will love you again!
Just think of this as Brain Age, Kingdom Hearts style.
Or that awful standardized test you took mid-term, made fun with a KH One-Shot in the reading comprehension section. Has your cursor hovered that Back Button, yet? If it has, go ahead, click it, and I hope you make it to college! If not, you have will power; that means your brain still works after that fanfiction you read about how Sora uses false innocence to lure Riku into a lemon. I've seen that many times, interesting how they keep that fresh.
Anyway, my-dear-reader-soon-to-be-student, are you ready to revive that brain of yours? Or would you rather be a Nobody…minus a brain?
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Well I'll be damned to The World That Never Was! Scroll down here, see this message. You're in! Can't turn back now! You are stuck here! And I bet I'm the only one who is making you stay! I'm terrible aren't I? Yes. Yes I am. That's why people love me.
Good Luck, my academic prisoner!
Shirabe R. Royce
(Who DOES have "ties" with Organization XIII)
Let's get started shall we? Please turn to our first section.
