Dear God, another Cissnei x Zack? What's wrong with me?
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Zack's phone rang loudly. Zack checked the caller ID to find that it said "RENO". 'What the hell is Reno calling me for?' He picked it up, answering with a tentative, "Hello?" A quick and panicked voice replied, "Zack! Come quick! It's an emergency! Meet me at the outside of the Shinra HQ ASAP!" The line went dead. 'What was that about?' Zack thought to himself as he started running in the direction of the Turk Headquarters.
Once he arrived there, he saw Reno pacing back and forth, unsettled. Zack stopped in front of him, saying, "Okay, I'm here, what's the emergency?" Reno pointed towards a young red-headed girl who was talking to Tseng. He said, "That's our new recruit, Cissnei. She's kind of hot, so I wanted to ask her out." Zack nodded slowly. "O-k-a-y...why am I here?" Reno grinned. "You're gonna play wingman."
"Wingman?" Zack echoed. "You want me to play wingman for you?" Reno nodded. "I need to make sure that she'll say yes! Just ask her if she wants to go out to dinner with me on Friday!" Zack sighed exasperatedly. "Alright, fine. But you owe me for this!" Reno pumped his fist excitedly. "Yes!"
Cautiously, Zack began to walk towards the red-head. He glanced back at Reno, who gave him a confident thumb-up. Sighing, Zack sauntered up to her and turned on the charm. Flashing her a crooked grin, he said, "Hey, good-lookin'." The girl slowly turned around to size Zack up skeptically. "Hello. And you are?" Zack extended his hand smoothly and the girl tentatively took it. "The name's Zack. Zack Fair." Her eyes narrowed slightly. "Cissnei." Zack pulled his hand back to place it on the back of his head aloofly. "Look, I don't want to sound so forward, but there's someone who's really into you."
Cissnei raised an eyebrow curiously. "Well. Aren't you bold."
Zack chuckled. "Yeah, well, this guy really wants to take you out to dinner, and it'd be awesome if you'd give him a chance. He's a really great guy."
Cissnei smirked mischievously. "Oh? And what would this guy happen to look like?"
Zack rubbed his chin thoughtfully, thinking about how to describe Reno. "Well, he's about my height, spiky hair, goofy personality, confident..."
"Uh-huh." Cissnei took a step towards him and stroked his chest flirtatiously. "And do you think this guy would be willing to go out to dinner with me this Friday night?"
Zack's eyes widened. "That's exactly what he was going to ask you!"
Cissnei's eyes flashed allure as she began to walk away. "Then we both win. Pick me up at eight." Zack grinned. 'Success!' Then he remembered Reno. 'Wait...' He began to chase after her, saying, "Wait! You got to wrong idea!" But he slowed down as he realized she was gone. 'Dammit...'
Dumbfounded, he walked back to Reno, who was almost bouncing up and down with excitement. "That looked like it went well. So, do I have a date?" Zack grinned. "Nope."
"But I do."
