Shadow: Hey it's me. I miss All That and 'Know Your Stars'. But I also love Naruto so here goes my creative writing hand.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto anime, manga, idea, franchise, or much of anything Naruto related.
Know Your Stars: Naruto-Shadow Style-Remix
In a room in the middle of nowhere….
Naruto walks up to an uncomfortable wooden chair and take a seat as the lights turn on and circle the room.
Know your Stars…
Know your Stars…
Know your Stars…
"Whose there?" Naruto shouts into the seemingly empty room, "Reveal yourself now!" He now a kunai in hand and is searching for the voice.
"Oh calm down you baka! Relax and your torture will be over soon. If it helps, I'll be the narrator." I say, aggravated by Naruto's stupidity. His eyes widen at the sound of torture, but he decides to just go with my advice and relax.
"Fine, but don't try anything." "I won't (secretly crossing fingers behind back), on my honor as a Shadow-nin (don't trust Shadow-nin)."
"Ahem, ok now that all of this is done…….Uzumaki Naruto….loves to moonlight as Britney Spears in his free time."
"Hey I don't even know who that is!" "Do I even care?" "Grrrrrr!" "Oh shut up!"
"Uzumaki Naruto…..secretly spies on Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten when they are in the Women's Bath House."
"What the fuck!? I'm no Ero-Sennin!""NARUTO!!""Hehe Sakura-chan," Naruto visibly gulps after seeing the girls' angry, glaring faces. "Hahahahahahahahahaha," It just doesn't get any better than this,"Hahahahahahaha!"
By this time Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten, ok not Hinata- she fainted-, are dragging Naruto away for "reasons" (And by "reasons", I mean he is sooo dead).
"See ya all next time on 'Know Your Stars Naruto-Shadow-Style Remix'!
A.N.- Hey. So yeah, what'cha think? Critics are accepted, Flamer are loved, and Suggestors COME ON IN AND GET A FREEinsert favorite pie flavor here PIE!
-Shadow Out
