We're Slytherin Purebloods

We're Slytherin Purebloods

We're Slytherin purebloods

We're miserly and mean

We're Neanderthal jerks

If you know what I mean

We torture the children

Though we're children ourselves

The dark arts will lure us

Right out of our shells

We're Slytherin purebloods

We hate democracy

Just letting people have a say

It makes me want to scream

We're Slytherin purebloods

We never wash our hair

We never wash our feet

But you'd feel sorry for the bear

Who's with us when we sleep.

We're Slytherin purebloods

The dark lord is our king

We think the headmasters a git

And Gryffindors all stink

We're Slytherin purebloods

You've heard of us, I'm sure

Where would you be without us

Without our scowls and sneers

The world would be a happy place

HEAVEN FORBID!

Disclaimer: Slytherins and Gryffindors both belong to J.K. ROWLING! The headmaster is really supposed to be Dumbledore, so he belongs to J.K. ROWLING! too. The dark lord belongs to J.K too. Heck, most of it belongs to J.K. ROWLING! Anyway, hope you liked it. Oh, and inspiration came from the poem, that's in the book "New kid on the block", called "We're knownothing neebies" or something to that effect.