We're Slytherin Purebloods
We're Slytherin purebloods
We're miserly and mean
We're Neanderthal jerks
If you know what I mean
We torture the children
Though we're children ourselves
The dark arts will lure us
Right out of our shells
We're Slytherin purebloods
We hate democracy
Just letting people have a say
It makes me want to scream
We're Slytherin purebloods
We never wash our hair
We never wash our feet
But you'd feel sorry for the bear
Who's with us when we sleep.
We're Slytherin purebloods
The dark lord is our king
We think the headmasters a git
And Gryffindors all stink
We're Slytherin purebloods
You've heard of us, I'm sure
Where would you be without us
Without our scowls and sneers
The world would be a happy place
HEAVEN FORBID!
Disclaimer: Slytherins and Gryffindors both belong to J.K. ROWLING! The headmaster is really supposed to be Dumbledore, so he belongs to J.K. ROWLING! too. The dark lord belongs to J.K too. Heck, most of it belongs to J.K. ROWLING! Anyway, hope you liked it. Oh, and inspiration came from the poem, that's in the book "New kid on the block", called "We're knownothing neebies" or something to that effect.
