A/N: I Selfishlove DO NOT own The Twilight characters in ANY WAY!! NOR do I own the Naruto Characters!!! Keep looking for the Rights to them though…sigh…
Remy: Hello!
Sasuke: just go away…
Remy: NO BODY ASKED YOU SASGAY!!!
Sasuke: IT'S SASUKE NOT SASGAY!!
Remy: SHUT UP!!
Sasuke: (gets quiet)
Remy: THANK YOU! Ahem…now as I was saying before I was RUDLY interrupted…I am pairing up with my best friend Neko to bring you Twilight-Naruto Style!
Kankuro: I must be Edward Cullen!
Remy:hardly.
Lee: THEN IT IS I!
Remy: No.
Lee: WHY!?
Remy: (ignoring) let's welcome neko!
Neko: hello.
Remy: This is gonna be sooo cool!
Neko: I know!
Remy: soo…shouldn't we let them know who's playing who?
Neko: Sure! Edward Cullen is being played as Gaara!
Gaara: Oh joy…(rolls eyes)
Remy: Bella Cullen will be Sakura!
Sakura: WHY GAARA!?
Neko: Emmett shall be Kankuro!
Kankuro: Yay! I'm still one of the main people!
Remy: Jasper is Shikamaru!
Shikamaru: What a drag…
Neko: YOU'RE THE drag!
Remy: Alice is…Choji!?
Choji: YES!! (jumping up and down)
Shika: WHAT!? WHY HIM!?
Remy: cause you two belong together!
Neko: You also need some excitement in your life.
Remy: Rosalie is tenten.
Tenten: EW!
Remy: Suck it up cupcake!
Tenten: (glares)
Neko: Mike is…oh god…Naruto.
Naruto: YES! (screaming "believe it")
Remy: (Shivers)
Neko: Jessica is…(bursts out laughing) Ino!
Ino: WHAT!? NOOOO!!!! (on knee's crying)
Neko: wow. Dramatic much?
Remy: I know.
Ino: (still crying)
Remy: The gay boy Jacob Black is…surprise, surprise sasuke.
Sasuke: yes.
Neko: And he's NOT gay?
Remy: I think he is…
Neko: Esme is Tsunade.
Tsunade: …you saying I'm old!?
Neko: N-NO…
Tsunade: Good. ^_^
Naruto: YES YOU ARE!!
Tsunade: (attacks Naruto)
Remy: Wow.
Neko: Two wows.
Remy: CARLISLE IS JIRIYA!!
Jiriya: YES! TSUNADE!!
Tsunade: NOO!!!
Shika: Great. We gotta perv for a father.
Neko: Charlie is Kakashi.
Kakashi: …..
Neko: Kakashi…Hello…
Kakashi: oh. Who am I??
Neko: Charlie!!
Kaka: Oh. That's cool.
Remy: Our eric shall be oh god…NOT LEE!!!
Lee: YOSH! SAKURA I AM YOUR FRIEND!!
Sakura: Why me??
Neko: And Tyler is Shino!!
Shino: Just cause I'm white?
Neko: Yes.
Shino: (shrugs)
Remy: Angela is temari!
Neko: James is Kiba-wait! You die!!
Kiba: huh? Guess I do…
Remy: Victoria is…Hinata!?
Hinata: Oh. Th-Thank you.
Neko: Laurent is Neji.
Neji: I'm black?
Neko: I guess…
Neji: Thanks.
Neko: your welcome! ^_^
A/N: You should review…press the green button…you KNOW you want too…it's sooo pretty!!!
