A/N: I Selfishlove DO NOT own The Twilight characters in ANY WAY!! NOR do I own the Naruto Characters!!! Keep looking for the Rights to them though…sigh…

Remy: Hello!

Sasuke: just go away…

Remy: NO BODY ASKED YOU SASGAY!!!

Sasuke: IT'S SASUKE NOT SASGAY!!

Remy: SHUT UP!!

Sasuke: (gets quiet)

Remy: THANK YOU! Ahem…now as I was saying before I was RUDLY interrupted…I am pairing up with my best friend Neko to bring you Twilight-Naruto Style!

Kankuro: I must be Edward Cullen!

Remy:hardly.

Lee: THEN IT IS I!

Remy: No.

Lee: WHY!?

Remy: (ignoring) let's welcome neko!

Neko: hello.

Remy: This is gonna be sooo cool!

Neko: I know!

Remy: soo…shouldn't we let them know who's playing who?

Neko: Sure! Edward Cullen is being played as Gaara!

Gaara: Oh joy…(rolls eyes)

Remy: Bella Cullen will be Sakura!

Sakura: WHY GAARA!?

Neko: Emmett shall be Kankuro!

Kankuro: Yay! I'm still one of the main people!

Remy: Jasper is Shikamaru!

Shikamaru: What a drag…

Neko: YOU'RE THE drag!

Remy: Alice is…Choji!?

Choji: YES!! (jumping up and down)

Shika: WHAT!? WHY HIM!?

Remy: cause you two belong together!

Neko: You also need some excitement in your life.

Remy: Rosalie is tenten.

Tenten: EW!

Remy: Suck it up cupcake!

Tenten: (glares)

Neko: Mike is…oh god…Naruto.

Naruto: YES! (screaming "believe it")

Remy: (Shivers)

Neko: Jessica is…(bursts out laughing) Ino!

Ino: WHAT!? NOOOO!!!! (on knee's crying)

Neko: wow. Dramatic much?

Remy: I know.

Ino: (still crying)

Remy: The gay boy Jacob Black is…surprise, surprise sasuke.

Sasuke: yes.

Neko: And he's NOT gay?

Remy: I think he is…

Neko: Esme is Tsunade.

Tsunade: …you saying I'm old!?

Neko: N-NO…

Tsunade: Good. ^_^

Naruto: YES YOU ARE!!

Tsunade: (attacks Naruto)

Remy: Wow.

Neko: Two wows.

Remy: CARLISLE IS JIRIYA!!

Jiriya: YES! TSUNADE!!

Tsunade: NOO!!!

Shika: Great. We gotta perv for a father.

Neko: Charlie is Kakashi.

Kakashi: …..

Neko: Kakashi…Hello…

Kakashi: oh. Who am I??

Neko: Charlie!!

Kaka: Oh. That's cool.

Remy: Our eric shall be oh god…NOT LEE!!!

Lee: YOSH! SAKURA I AM YOUR FRIEND!!

Sakura: Why me??

Neko: And Tyler is Shino!!

Shino: Just cause I'm white?

Neko: Yes.

Shino: (shrugs)

Remy: Angela is temari!

Neko: James is Kiba-wait! You die!!

Kiba: huh? Guess I do…

Remy: Victoria is…Hinata!?

Hinata: Oh. Th-Thank you.

Neko: Laurent is Neji.

Neji: I'm black?

Neko: I guess…

Neji: Thanks.

Neko: your welcome! ^_^

A/N: You should review…press the green button…you KNOW you want too…it's sooo pretty!!!