Metallicar

(Sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Speeding down the road,

In a four-door hard-top car,

Down the street she goes,

Admired from afar.

The black paint really shines,

Making people smile,

What fun it is to grin and sing

Bon Jovi songs tonight.

Metallicar, Metallicar,

Purring, she drives far,

Oh what fun it is to drive

In a four-door hard-top car.

Metallicar, Metallicar,

Purring, she drives far,

Oh what fun it is to drive

In a four-door hard-top car.

Driving really fast,

To the hospital we go,

Now the danger's passed,

But John's bleeding, I know.

Sam still has the Colt,

One bullet left inside,

A great big crash and one big jolt,

John Winchester, he died.

Metallicar, Metallicar,

Purring, she drives far,

Oh what fun it is to drive

In a four-door hard-top car.

Metallicar, Metallicar,

Purring, she drives far,

Oh what fun it is to drive

In a four-door hard-top car.