Cave Johnson/GLaDOS

GLaDOS stared at the blond haired man. He shouldn't be alive. Techinically he wasn't since he was cryogenically frozen, but still. He could be brought back. GLaDOS placed her hand on the slightly frosted glass.

I hate him. Caroline whispered.

"Shut up." GLaDOS said absently mindedly. "Humans don't care what we want. Why should this one be any different?"

It's.. Caroline trailed off.

"Thought so." GLaDOS said. She let her hand fall. As much as she want to talk to the man in person, GLaDOS knew she wouldn't be able to resist hurting him. "I hate you, Caroline." She said as she walked away. "You and your damn emotions."

Chell/GLaDOS

Chell curled up under the chassis. She felt safe there. GLaDOS rarely let anyone so close.

"Go to sleep, lunatic." The AI said fondly.

Caroline/GLaDOS

GLaDOS ran her hands up and down the doll. She had found Caroline's full physical and her own memories of looking in the mirror. The reason for GLaDOS looking at these was to create a doll. At first it was guilty pleasure just to talk to it.

GLaDOS wasn't sure when she decided that it would make a good way to satisfy other needs.

She really didn't care either.

Douglas Rattmann/GLaDOS

"Finally." GLaDOS said as the insane scientists struggled.

He glared at the AI. "I hate you."

"You led me on such a merry chase, Dr. Rattmann." Her voice was much smoother than the last time they had spoken. The android body probably had something to do with it. "Do you like it?" She said. "It is so much easier to monitor the facility with this. I should thank you and the lunatic you sent after me." She purred as she pulled the scientist down by his tie.

She had found him in one of the beginning test chambers after the moron and the lunatic had woken her up.

He said nothing until she started to open his shirt.

"I also found something out." She said. "I was made from a human."

He gasped as he realized what that meant.

She smirked and started to molest him. "Such a pity she's gone."

He whimpered as she bit his neck. He was in for a world of pain and pleasure.

Greg/GLaDOS

The young man sighed as he walked to the Central Chamber. His young daughter had escaped again and he was now forever charged with finding her, since his demotion once Mr. Johnson and Ms. Caroline died.

He didn't know why Samara always went there when she escaped, but it made finding her much easier.

"Good evening." GLaDOS said as she held a struggling dark haired teen in her claws.

"Thank you for keeping her here, GLaDOS." He said. He knew that Ms. Caroline had been put into the Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System, but he also knew there were very few similarities. Off hand he could only think of two. The first one is the osession with Science and the second was the bizzare ability to keep Samara in one place by some means.

"I suggust keeping a better eye on her." The computer said as she dropped the child into the man's arms.

"We've been trying." He said. "She just keeps getting better at it."

GLaDOS turned back to the testing. The former assistant and his daughter were two of the few humans she liked. Samara could clear the room with a smile, but GLaDOS wasn't sure why she liked Greg. She always had.

Greg is Cave's assistant in the PTI DLC in Portal 2. Head canon makes him Caroline's assistant after Cave dies.

Samara is Greg's creepy child. We made said child female just so we could call it Samara.

The Ring is awesome!

Ringu is better.

Bah. Also Samara sounds female in her clip.

As to why she runs to GLaDOS when she slips the not so watchful eye of Aperture childcare, we don't know.

GLaDOS likes Greg because Caroline liked him.

As to the title, well, HumanDOS didn't sound right, so MortalDOS it is!