bRichie: Shit what we could do today?/b
iFanturd: Make CBR3 And Add a Lot of New Characters and OC's Unto It!/i
bRichie: Yeah sure why not/b
h1Crash Bandicoot Retold 3: Return Of Cortex/h1

It is a cold morning on N. Sanity Island, when suddenly, a shadow ran to Crash Bandicoot's house. It was Cody Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot's husband. Cody knocked the door and Crash opened it. "What is it, Cody?" Cody was hustling. "Cortex is back from the prison, and he's got somebody!" Crash Bandicoot stood up and ran naked to outside. "YOU FORGOT YOUR CLOTHES!"
Crash turned and walked back to inside blushing.

Meanwhile Goku was at his house masturbating when door was crashed open. "Who The Hell dares to interrupt me?" Goku screamed, then he saw there was a giant samurai at the door. "I... AM... SILVER SAMURAI! PREPARE TO DIE!" Jin walked inside. "Hi Goku what are you doing EUUUGH!" Silver Samurai done shuriken on Jin, but he didn't die because he was wearing armour. "You hurt my friend! That's why i shall kick your ass!" Goku kicked, but his bones broke. "OUCH, That's one damn hard armour!" Goku shouted while rolling on the ground. Silver Samurai laughed. "YOU AND YOUR BANDICOOTS DIE!" Samurai screamed. "No!" Goku screamed. "I will join your side, but don't kill Jin or me." Samurai put down his sword. "Oh really? Cortex, get over here." Cortex walked from behind Samurai. "Well, well. Just as planned. Now i know where i put N. Gin's loose robotic head." Goku astonished. "No! This wasn't part of the plan, please, kill me! Kill EEEEEEERRGGHH!"
Jin ran from window as lightings tortured Goku.

Crash, Cody and Julia were running to Goku's house when they saw a hole. "What is that?" Julia asked. "It might be a trap!" Crash said and took his sword. Suddenly, a hare rose from the hole. It was eating a carrot. "Eeeerrrrr, What's Up Doc?". Crash looked at the rabbit confused. "Nice boobies, lady" rabbit said at Julia. Julia blushed, and Cody asked "What is your name?". "I am Bugs, Bugs Bunny." A Rabbit with a carrot said. "Where you going at?". Crash looked at others and suddenly heard terrible screaming. "It's Goku, Let's go!"